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Song Parodies -> "SAM"

Original Song Title:

"SAM"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"SAM"

Parody Written by:

Too Rich Olson

The Lyrics

SAM'S CLUB

There's a place down a piece we call Sam's Club.
It opens up every morning 'bout half past ten.
You can always find us members down to Sam's Club.
We like to push the carts there when we can.

There's Ol' Molly Boperoni
Buyin' salad Macaroni.
She always seems to buy stuff by the tub.
And here comes Junior Guinness
With a cart of TV Dinners
Yes, it always like a party at Sam's Club

Don't need no stinkin' golf carts down at Sam's Club
And we don't need no secret handshakes there.
It's just a friendly "Howdy" down to Sam's Club.
And tradin' rebate coupons cause we care.

There's good ol' Godfrey Stamples
Scarfin' odd free samples
He'll eat anything if it's free grub.
I think that's Jeb Magruder
Buyin' a computer.
You'll find the rich and famous at Sam's Club.

There's esprite de store down at Sam's Club.
Forget about the Lions, Elks and Moose.
You'll never get the black ball down at Sam's Club.
grab your lamenated ID and cut loose

There's Ol' Molly Boperoni
Buyin' salad Macaroni.
She always seems to buy stuff by the tub.
And here comes Junior Guinness
With a cart of TV Dinners
Yes, it always like a party at Sam's Club

And I'll meet you tomorrow morning at Sam's Club

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