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Song Parodies -> "Fish For Bass"

Original Song Title:

"Kick Some A$$"

Original Performer:

Stroke9

Parody Song Title:

"Fish For Bass"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

How many people wanna fish for bass?

I used to be, rookie,
My bait was just, a cookie,
I got my boat, it was wrong,
It was like the stick, inside Pong,
I talk about walleyes,
Fish are on all my ties,
Tell people I've caught all the fish around Lake Mich...
When I've never even been there...

How many people wanna fish for bass?
How many people wanna buy a cast,
Well, I would too, so don't buy it before me,
It's mine and I still want it,
If you put your eyes near it, you're a goner, a goner,
How many people wanna buy a cast,
And how many people wanna fish for bass,
Well, I would if I could, but I'm really just a vegetarian,
I treat fish like I treat Christian nuns...

Spin the boat around, go west,
In the Big Fishing Contest,
Loosen the line a little more,
Or else the bait will hit the floor,
Take off my shirt, grab a beer,
I have good bait, no fish here,
Bad time so far, I'm losing and I can't win 'til I catch a very large fish...

How many people wanna fish for bass?
How many people wanna buy a cast,
Well, I would too, so don't buy it before me,
It's mine and I still want it,
If you put your eyes near it, you're a goner, a goner,
How many people wanna buy a cast,
And how many people wanna fish for bass,
Well, I would if I could, but I'm really just a vegetarian,
I treat fish like I treat Christian nuns...

I'm acting like, I'm not the worst one,
But I am, and it is not fun,

So don't buy it before me,
It's mine and I still want it,
If you put your eyes near it, you're a goner, a goner,
How many people wanna buy a cast,
And how many people wanna fish for bass(x3),
And if you want your fishing license and you have to pass,
I think I'll fish for bass,
How many people wanna fish for bass?
Well, I would if I could, but I'm really just a vegetarian,
I treat fish like I treat Christian nuns,
I'm acting like, I'm not the worst one,
But I am, and it is not fun...

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