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Song Parodies -> "Dinner Cold"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Dinner Cold"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Does he snack?
Does he yak?
Does he wash his feet?
My slow-move slow-move waiter left me starvin in my seat
He was young and snotty with a pebble for a brain
I think I'll gnaw his arm off if he ever comes back again
The years go by, he finally serves my glorious cuisine
I'd like to eat his liver with a plate of fava beans

My bread sprouts mold!
My celery is much too old!!
My waiter brings my dinner cold (Waiter brings my dinner cold)

My bread sprouts mold!
My celery is much too old!!
My waiter brings my dinner cold (Waiter brings my dinner cold)

I don't want to be a pest
Do you call that a chicken breast?
It got up and crawled away before I took a bite
I was shakin' in my shoes
The minute he brought me my cous-cous
Something must have died in it
And it did not look right
Those soft fuzzy sweet rolls
Too hazardous to touch
The dead bugs in the consomme
Were really just too much

My bread sprouts mold!
My celery is much too old!!
My waiter brings my dinner cold (Waiter brings my dinner cold)

My bread sprouts mold!
My celery is much too old!!
My waiter brings my dinner cold (Waiter brings my dinner cold)

That's okay; I understand
That kitchen's Take-forever-land
I hope that when this dish is gone
You'll bring me food that doesn't spawn
Take my plate; yes you will, take my plate and switch it
Maybe something edible from someone else's kitchen
Alas, it seems like twenty years
Before that waiter reappears
Oh no, they won't let me beat him
Oh yeah, guess I gotta eat him

Gnaw gnaw gnawgnawgnawgnaw
Gnaw gnaw gnaw gnawgnawgnawgnawgnaw....
....two, three, *urp*!
Gnaw gnaw gnawgnawgnawgnaw
Gnaw gnaw gnaw gnawgnawgnawgnawgnaw....

My bread sprouts mold!
My celery is much too old!!
My waiter brings my dinner cold (Waiter brings my dinner cold)

My bread sprouts mold!
My celery is much too old!!
My waiter brings my dinner cold (Waiter brings my dinner cold)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Tone-Def - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
this is great
Billy Florio - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Claude..this is great
Ol' John Brown - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!! This was perfect! 5-5-5! --Ol' JB
Jeff Reuben - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent. 5-5-5. The chorus really worked for me!
Wild Man - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
A pet peave of mine is poor service in a restaurant. That's when you tip accordingly. Your personal tip on this parody was a 5 , 5, 5 !
Baby Kitty - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
SOOOO Funny!!! Unbelieveably funny!!! Love this parody!
Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
D'Oh... must have voted but not commented last time: didn't take my vote ;-) Excellent work as usual, Claude.
Christopher Sutler - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
i hate to say it but this one is better than mine :-( 5's from me, this one was just tops.
Jack Wilson - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME! MUCH better than either of mine LOL
Claude Prez - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack

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