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Song Parodies -> "Owner of a Homely Car"

Original Song Title:

"Owner of a Lonely Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Yes

Parody Song Title:

"Owner of a Homely Car"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I have never heard this song, except the chorus, but this is about a guy who is trying to sell his piece-o-crap junker, but he is also warning thebuyer of the dangers.
Here's my car,
It's color was bright white,
Now it is a puke color green.
Hate this car,
Don't know when the stick will break,
Take your chances, win or loser.

See this car,
The clutch is out, you see
Dude, can you - just buy the car today?

Take - take this car,
For only a hundred bucks,
I'm tired being the,

Owner of a homely car,
Owner of a homely car.
Much better than - a
Owner of a broke-down car,
Owner of a homely car.

Hey - you don't want to chance it
You'll get hurt, so you know.

Watch it now
The wheel on the right,
Is 'bout to come off and you'll see
There are no belts,
No, not for natur'l sake,
Man, no other car is that homely.
Watch yourself,
Grab the wheel, take a chance.
I've got insurance on me.

Owner of a homely car,
Owner of a homely car.
Much better than - a
Owner of a broke-down car,
Owner of a homely car.

Owner of a homely car.

After my own indecision
I'ma sell this crap-hole.
Owner of a homely car.
My girl said get a Corvette, if not I'm gone
In the end she had to go
It'd be better to sleep,
At the wheel of this car.
And please just buy my beater now - oh no.

Owner of a homely car,
Owner of a homely car.
Much better than - a
Owner of a broke-down car,
Owner of a homely car.
Owner of a homely car,
Owner of a homely car.
Much better than - a
Owner of a broke-down car,
Owner of a homely car.

Owner of a homely car.

Tired of replacin' each contraption,
We'll just sell the homely car.
Owner of a homely car,
It's paint is green, or so I think.
Man, this car had better start,
Owner of a homely car.

Don't deceive your conscience right now.
Don't deceive your conscience right now.
Owner of a homely car.
Don't deceive your conscience right now.
Don't deceive it.

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