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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Rap"

Original Song Title:

"Hot in Herre"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Rap"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A parody about my inability to talk gizzle-fizzle, and say stuff that ends in "izzle," and rap and stuff like that. Now turn off the televizzle and give me a lizzle!
Songs like.....
That "Hot in Herre".....
I can't rap.....OH!

I iz like, I'm caucasian, most rap is tasteless
I'm speechless, don't know their language
All I know is I'm not a gangsta G (you know)
I am just a white guy who plays the keys
Love Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin"
Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven"
Listen to rap, and you need to give me the reasons
Animal House, Byrds I'm feelin
I'm deceivin that rap music cheese, just tease it
I won't be able to rap at 34
That rap music is such a bore
Cuz I feel I'm losing my mind, only love rock and roll
Instead of pop, I drink juice, but Nelly knows how to do it

[Hook x2]
(I said)
I can't rap ova here (cannot)
I cannot rap for food
My rapping just ain't hot, them rapper's songs sound like coughs!

Only when I was a baby did I drink the bottles
A dog is the only b*tch I know, chickens have waddles
"Time After Time" is sung by the great Cyndi Lauper
When I'm online, I find a hundred photos from Google
Only route I know is Route 66, no cars yet
My only hose? H-O-S-E!
I can't parody this song very well, darn it!
See I told ya baby, I cannot rap
The Rap Club, I hope to never join
all them rap songs, just what is the point
rapperz are sinnerz, I guess that's why I snooze
I'd rather watch "The Real Cancun" (And that sucks!)
Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone" (That Rocks!)
Alexander Graham Bell invented the first telephone
Being white, I have no non-hip-hop loving friends
Rappers think their songs are big!

[Hook x2]

I'm sorry for time wastin
I wanna have rapperz go back 2 da basement (What?)
Their worse than Friday's Jason (Vorhees)
Don't know how to do it
Rappers, rappers, they all make me snooze
'Cept Nelly, Run-DMC, and them old Neptunes (N*E*R*D)
Other than that, rap's darker and it really just sucks
Excuse me, I just gotta use da restroom!

[Hook x4]

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Chrizzle Bodilizzle - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thiz parody iz phat! EVen if I can't rap or tawk like a rappa! Word to yo mutha!
Lemmy - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This paRRody is veRRy undeRRRRated, dude! You get stRRaight fives fRRom me, soul bRRutha!

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