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Song Parodies -> "Junk"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Junk"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Garage sale time of year again
I haul out, a bunch of stuff to sell
I have enough, enough trash lying around
And I know, baby, just what you want
I got a sale goin' on now in my garage

Oh can't you see me, I am tryin' to sell this old broken record machine,
This Ricky Martin CD,
A bag of broken golf tees

Gonna sell junk. Junk!
Gonna sell junk.
Come buy my junk. Junk!
Come buy my junk.

Aa-ohh! Hey! You! Come back here!
Buy this tennis racket
You say you don't know, you'd rather buy
This leather jacket

Oh can't you see me, I am tryin' to sell this old broken record machine,
This Ricky Martin CD,
A bag of broken golf tees

Gonna sell junk. Junk!
Gonna sell junk.
Come buy my junk. Junk!
Come buy my junk.

(guitar)

(keyboard)

Gonna sell junk. Junk!
Gonna sell junk.
Come buy my junk. Junk!
Come buy my junk.
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This song was anything but junk. It was that bargain you find in one out of 100 garage sales.
David Lee Roth (AKA "Diamond Dave") - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody rocks, man! 5,5,5.....this song makes me wanna Jump! Jump!
Sammy Hagar - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I want you to do a parody of one of MY Van Halen songs!! I mean, I'm a better frontman than Diamond Dave!
Billy Florio - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Now, some of the stuff you selling is junk lol ....great job lebeiw
Ol' John Brown - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Very sweet! Loved the pacing. Great job!
Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Catching up on some I missed last week...good job! Great pacing. Line before the chorus worked really well (Ricky Martin CD...broken golf tees)
Meriya C. - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
just plain funny >.<

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