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Song Parodies -> "Weed"

Original Song Title:

"Me"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Weed"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is the 3rd of my CD parody This is about a guy who is in jail for drug possession.(I think he's kind of addicted)
I see you puffing speed just to get high,
You must be very desperate.
Of course I'd do the same,just to get by,
But with my weed, I'd vegetate.

My dealer called me up the other day,
He said, "Where's my cash for your dope?"
My problem is I didn't have anything.
I'm now in prison with my soap,
I won't drop it.

Because of weed, I am a convict,
Believe me, it wasn't worth it.
I've never needed anyone to help me
I'm begging you to please come sell me from some drugs now
Sell me some drugs...

My dealers always try to hide themselves,
They sell the best in crack to weed,
I do not know where are my dealers now,
'Cause now the cops arrested me,
And this is why,

Because of weed, I am a convict,
Believe me, it wasn't worth it.
I've never needed anyone to help me
I'm begging you to please come sell me from some drugs now
Sell me some drugs now.

If you help me then I'll get by,
Just sell me weed, to get a high.
And shove it down in my pipe.

Or just roll it. (2x)

I am an addict,
Seen no relief, it's my bad habit.
I've never needed anyone to help me (I'm failing it)
I'm begging you to please stop selling me drugs.

I see you puffing speed just to get high,
You must be very desperate.

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