These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.


July 1, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Amanda" Boston "Veranda" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Brick House" Commodores "Stretch Marks" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Candyman" Sammy Davis Jr "Brandyman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Close To You" The Carpenters "Gross To You" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Danger Zone" Kenny Loggins "Construction Zone" "lebeiW15"
"Every Breath you Take" The Police "Heidi's Saga #4: Every Breath I Take" "Necrotoxen666"
"Have You Forgotten" Darryl Worley "You One-Hit Wonder" "Mary Dodson"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavinge "I Feel Blue(Celebrity Suicide Note)" "Necrotoxen666"
"If You're Not The One" Daniel Bedingfield "If I Am The One" "Rebel Knight"
"Jack and Diane" John Mellencamp "Dubya and Chaney" "Necrotoxen666"
"Never Scared" Bone Crusher "Never Clean" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Nothing Compares 2 U" Sinead O'Connor "Played Truth or Dare With You" "lebeiW15"
"On My Own" Eponine from "I Reamed A Ream (of Tangerines)" "Kate Un-Heney"
"Picture" Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow "Spike and Buffy" "Necrotoxen666"
"Pretend We're Dead" L7 "Begging For Bread" "Floyd's Garage"
"Push" Matchbox 20 "Constipation" "Necrotoxen666"
"Save All Your Kisses For Me" Brotherhood of Man "It Sounds Like Bullshit To Me" "Phil Alexander"
"Tears in Heaven" Eric Clapton "Gambling" "Necrotoxen666"
"That's What Love Is All About" Michael Bolton "That's What Bolton's All About" "Chris Bodily TM"
"The Cowboy In Me" Tim McGraw "The Fatty In Me" "Laura McClure"
"The Entertainer" BIlly Joel "McDonalds Waiter" "wdh"
"The Remedy" Abandoned Pools "Need a Remedy?" "Jack Black"
"We Built This City (On Rock and Roll)" Starship "We Built This Nation (On Catholic Guilt)" "Tim Hall"
"Whip It" Devo "Click It" "Tone-Def"
"Why Can't We Be Friends" War "Why Can't We Beat Britney" "Fitu Petaia"
"With Or Without You" U2 "With Or Without You" "Malcolm Higgins"

July 2, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"1970 Somethin'" Mark Wills "She Weighs 1970 Somethin'" "Shane Frederick"
"Addicted To Love" Robert Palmer "Bitten By Bugs" "Tone-Def"
"Angie" The Rolling Stones "Sammy" "The Great Karlando"
"Are You Sleeping" Traditonal "Michael Jackson" "J.Marie"
"Baby Come Back" Player "Kazaa Come Back" "Michael Florio"
"Beat It" Michael Jackson "Delete It" "Royce Miller"
"Castle On a Cloud" les Mis: Cosette "(I'm Feeling)Frazzled, mad and loud" "Kate Un-Heney"
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" Culture Club "Do You Really Want To Burp Me" "Jeff Reuben"
"Gay Bar" Electric 6 "Fake S.A.R.S." "LucidLupin LeeBee"
"Gay Bar" Electric 6 "Sad Caff" "LucidLupin LeeBee"
"Get Back" The Beatles "Get Back" "Sponge Beatle"
"God Bless the USA" Lee Greenwood "God bless Canada, eh!" "Kate Un-Heney"
"Good Riddance (Time of your life)" Green Day "Food, it isn't (Waste of time of your life)" "goofy monkey child"
"Hell Song" Sum 41 "Hard Sell Song" "Hoeveel"
"I Drive Myself Crazy" N'sync "Those Songs Drive Me Crazy" "S.T.G., Junior, lebeiW15, wdh, and Rock Princess"
"I'm A Slave 4 You" Britney Spears "I'm a Slave to Food" "Stephanie and Jamie"
"I'm Proud To Be An American" Lee Greenwood "I'm Proud To Be A Confederate" "Shane Frederick"
"Like a Stone" Audioslave "On the Phone" "Kate Un-Heney"
"Mambo No. 5" Lou Bega "Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)" "Spaff.com"
"Poison Ivy" The Coasters "Poison TV" "Guy DiRito"
"Scandalous" Mis-Teeq "Overplayed" "April Slocombe"
"Seven Nation Army" The White Stripes "Salvation Army" "Kate Un-Heney"
"She's Got A Way" Billy Joel "She's Got A Dog" "Mark Linville"
"She's Got A Way" Billy Joel "She's Got A Dog" "Mark Linville"
"She's Got a Way" Billy Joel "She's Got a Dog II" "Mark Linville"
"Take It Easy" The Eagles "I Ain't Greasy" "Royce Miller"
"Those Were The Days Of Our Lives" Queen "Those Were Celebrity Lives" "Jim A"
"Up, Up and Away (my beautiful balloon)" The Fifth Dimension "Out on The Highway (my Harley Davidson)" "Tim Hall"
"Whip It" Devo "Stop It!" "Guy DiRito"

July 3, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" Bill Withers "Its Been Fun Since He Has Served" "Manu"
"Beautiful Day" U2 "My Brother Is Gay" "Ghetto John"
"Born in the USA" Bruce Springsteen "Porn Is The New Web Page" "Michael Florio"
"Cry Me A River" Justin Timberlake "Buy Me A Liver" "essdog48"
"Drift Away" Dobie Gray "They're Gonna Pay" "Josh Taylor(The Stimps)"
"Escape" Enrique Inglesias "Escape (my mole)" "Codeman"
"Firefly" Inme "Spotty Freak" "Liam Allgood and Aaron Butland"
"Free Fallin'" Tom Petty "Sleep Walkin'" "Billy Florio"
"I'm Just a Kid" Simple Plan "I'm Just a Squid" "Bob O'Mara"
"Killing Me Softly" Roberta Flack/Fugees "Used to be Hefty" "Kate Un-Heney"
"Lady Madonna" Beatles "Gomez - Di Rito" "Wild Man"
"Morning Has Broken" Cat Stevens "Wind Has Been Broken" "Guy DiRito"
"Raw" Staind "Zoned" "S.T.G."
"The Longest Time" Billy Joel "God, I'm Such A Fool" "Danny Hooley"
"Uh Huh" B2k "Nuh Uh" "Christian Honn"
"Unbelievable" EMF "Unrhymable" "Joe Kaiser"

July 4, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Back on the Chain Gang" The Pretenders "Off to the Chain Gang (Andrew Luster)" "snsanty"
"Blue" Eiffel 65 "The Egg" "paco804"
"Born Again Pisstank" Kevin Bloody Wilson "Kev Bloody Wilson" "Phil Alexander"
"Connected" Stereo MC's "Disconnected" "Todd Sellers"
"Cult of Personality" Living Colour "A bunch of Avril Wannabes" "Billy Florio"
"Danny's Song" Kenny Loggins "Koresh's Song" "yoidy"
"Every Day People" Sly And The Family Stone "Everyday Spam Mail" "Michael Florio"
"Free Falling" Tom Petty "Prank Calling" "Michael Florio"
"Gangstas Paradise" Coolio "Teen Pop Merchandise" "BLO-TOWN"
"Heal the World" Michael Jackson "Feel The Girl" "Necrotoxen666"
"Hello" Evanescence "Damnit" "JuLiEaNn"
"I Can See Clearly Now" Johnny Nash "He Can See Queerly Now" "Guy DiRito"
"I Can See Clearly Now" Jimmy Cliff "I Can See Clearly Now" "Pat"
"I Swear" All 4 One "I Swear" "Necrotoxen666"
"I Think We're Alone Now" Tiffany "I Think it's a Hoedown" "Stockton"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "I'm Smith, Too" "Bob O'Mara"
"It Takes Diff'rent Strokes" TV Theme Song (Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring, and Al Burton) "No More Diff'rent Cokes" "Ryan Smith"
"Mandy" Barry Manilow "Buffy" "Itay Shlamkovich"
"Misery" The Beatles "Herpes" "Gumby Von Pokey III"
"One" Metallica "Hungry" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Oops I Did it Again" Britney Spears "Oops I Did It Again" "Necrotoxen666"
"Private Dancer" Tina Turner "Love Enhancer" "Royce Miller"
"Scarlet" Lush "Scarlet(Parody)" "The Skuz"
"Seven Nation Army" White Stripes "Tennis Drives me Barmy" "Jim A"
"Sk8tr Boi" Avril Lavigne "Poser Parody" "Rikki"
"Superman" Eminem "Spiderman" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Swing, Swing" All American Rejects "Bling, Bling" "Tone-Def"
"That's the Way (I Like It)" KC & The Sunshine Band "This Is The Way (They Like It)" "Fitu Petaia"
"The Anthem" Good Charlotte "The Canadian Anthem" "Ryan Smith"
"The Things We Do For Love" 10CC "Trying To Kill These Bugs" "Michael Florio"
"Typical Male" Tina Turner "Typical Whale" "Royce Miller"
"Why Can't We Be Friend" War "Why Can't We Go Wild" "Teuila Petaia"

July 5, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"After The Lovin" Engelbert Humperdinck "After The Drugging" "Malcolm Higgins"
"All I Want" The Offspring "All I Hunt" "Bob O'Mara"
"All You Wanted" Michelle Branch "All You Wanted" "Sam A."
"All You Wanted" Michelle Branch "When You Vote 2" "Stockton"
"Americana" The Offspring "Aggressive Hockey" "Bob O'Mara"
"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)" Looking Glass "Brand X (Make Your Spine Curl)" "Guy DiRito"
"Candida" Tony Orlando & Dawn "Torpedo" "Merry & Pippin"
"Get Free" The Vines "Get Me" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Hush" Deep Purple "Mush (Iditarod Race)" "Victor Fernando Magana"
"If I Had A Hammer" Paul, Mary And Peter "If I Was A Spammer" "Malcolm Higgins"
"It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me" Barry White "Take Ecstasy, And You'll End Up Next To Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lady Marmalade" LaBelle "Sister Mary Paula" "Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Lady Marmalade" LaBelle "Sister Mary Paula" "giblet o'sarcasm"
"Let the Music Play" Barry White "Let His Music Play" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Lola" The Kinks "Bowler" "Merry & Pippin"
"Long Long Way to Go" Def Leppard "Wrong Wrong Car to Tow" "Merry & Pippin"
"Lose Yourself" Eminem "NHL fever!" "Jeff French"
"Louie, Louie" The Kingsmen "Louie, Louie (Party On Farrakhan)" "giblet o'sarcasm"
"Meaning of Life" Disturbed "Get Geico (Auto Insurance)" "Ryan Smith"
"Nights in White Satin" Moody Blues "White Guys Ain't Rappin'" "Guy DiRito"
"Precious and Few" Climax "Potions and Brew" "Guy DiRito"
"Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Gene Autry "(Eric) Rudolph, The Pro-life Bomber" "Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Saturday in the Park" Chicago "Fat All Day Here in the Park" "Guy DiRito"
"Some Day" Sugar Ray "Subway" "Bob O'Mara"
"Some Day" Sugar Ray "Subway" "Bob O'Mara"
"Spirit In The Sky" Norman Greenbaum "The Fundamentally Self-Righteous Right" "Victor Fernando Magana"
"Spirits In the Material World" The Police "Ricardo's Spirits (Inc.) Own the Material World (Lucy in the Machine)" "Ol' John Brown"
"Stuck in the Middle with You" Stealer's Wheel "Stuck with My Own SuperGlue" "Merry & Pippin"
"T.N.T." AC/DC "(Celebrity) Jeopardy" "Ryan Smith"
"The Letter" The Boxtops "He's Better" "Merry & Pippin"
"This Thing Called Love" Queen "These Things Called Rugs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Walk Right Back" Everly Brothers "Lead the Jack" "Merry & Pippin"
"Why Not" Hillary Duff "Stupid Chance" "Jeff French"

July 7, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Addicted" Simple Plan "I Hate Avril Lavigne" "Katie L."
"Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" Bill Writhers "Ain't No Freetime When Gore Is Here" "Fitu Petaia"
"Are You Happy Now?" Michelle Branch "Four-Eyes" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Be Our Guest" Jerry Orbach/Angela Lansbury "Clean Our Mess" "Tone-Def"
"Brand New Key" Melanie "Email Me" "Guy DiRito"
"Burning Love" Elvis Presley "Burning Stove" "Guy DiRito"
"Bust a Move" Young MC "Bust Ya Face" "Rob Henrickson"
"DJ" David Bowie "Teacher" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Get Busy" Sean Paul "Gossip King" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Golden Slumbers" Ben Folds Five "Golden Summers" "Peter (the Reader)"
"I Can't break Down" Sinead Quinn "A Day In The Life Of Sinead" "Meedy Gray"
"I Love Rock And Roll" Joan Jett "I Like Burning Coal" "Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"I Think We're Alone Now" Tommy James and the Shondells "Is That My Cell Phone Now?" "Guy DiRito"
"I Think Were Alone Now" Tommy James & The Shondells "Let's Don't Have No Clones Now" "Guy DiRIto"
"I'm Going Slightly Mad" Queen "I'm Getting Slightly Mad" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "The Bad Luck Fishing Song" "lebeiW15"
"Intuition" Jewel "House Call" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Just Like Heaven" Goldfinger "Just Like Magic" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Lean On Me" Club Nouveau "Snuggle Me" "Michael Hack"
"Look Through Any Window" The Hollies "Searchin' For Your Contacts" "Gill Lucraft"
"MMM,MMM,MMM" Crash Test Dummies "The Yummy Song" "Rob Henrickson"
"Mull of Kintyre" Paul McCartney and Wings "Lycos of Liars" "LucidLupin LeeBee"
"My Way (Or The Highway)" Limp Bizkit "Fix My Gateway" "Guy DiRito"
"Oops!...I Did It Again" Britney Spears "Oops!...I Fell Down The Stairs" "Mikerz"
"Over The Mountain" Ozzy Osbourne "Over The Prison wall" "Jeff French"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "Family Guy" "Mr. Sanchez"
"St. Anger" Metallica "A Day At The Zoo" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Stairway To Heaven" Led Zeppelin "Snowcat to REDRUM" "Ol' John Brown"
"Stayin Alive" Bee Gees "Smokin The Lights" "ravelanch"
"The Luckiest" Ben Folds Five "The (Un)Luckiest" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Up" Shana Twian "Wuzzup" "Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"Walk On The Wild Side" Lou Reed "The Matrix" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Why Not" Hillary Duff "Stupid Chance" "Jeff French"
"Wonderwall" Oasis "Nature's Call" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" The Police "This Bee Has No Stinger" "Chris Bodily TM"
"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" Bachman Turner Overdrive "You Ate Somebody's Pet" "Claude Prez"
"You Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette "You Oughta Know (Bitter Cook remix)" "Laura McClure"

July 8, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"American Pie" Don McLean "Republicans Lie" "William Tong"
"Anthem" Good Charlotte "Tantrum" "Guy DiRito"
"Boys & Girls" Good Charlotte "Girls & Boys" "Ghetto John"
"Centerfold" J Giels Band "Cafeteria Mold" "Chistopher Sutler"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Complicated" "Joanna Xux"
"Cry Me A River" Justin Timberlake "Go Break A Window" "Joey"
"Everybody Plays the Fool" Main Ingredient "Everybody Skips Some School" "Guy DiRito"
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" Cher "Nazis, Con Men, Thieves" "Larry Solomon & Bill Tong"
"Hero" Chad Kroger "Cocaine" "Shane Frederick"
"I Eat Cannibals" Toto Coelo "I Eat Lunchables" "Merry & Pippin"
"I Heard You" Good Charlotte "Don't Chew Pens" "Ems!!!"
"I Love You for Sentimental Reasons" Nat King Cole "They Cloned You for Experimental Reasons" "Royce Miller"
"If I Were A Rich Man" Jerry Bock "Fiddler of Words" "Pat"
"Is It Scary" Michael Jackson "Is War Scary" "Andrew Wood"
"It's Late" Queen "It's Late (The Dead Parrot Sketch)" "Phil Alexander"
"Let 'Em In" Paul McCartney & Wings "Bring 'Em On" "William Tong"
"Light My Fire" The Doors "Bite My Tire" "Guy DiRito"
"Love Removal Machine" The Cult "Rug Removal Machine" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lucky" Britney Spears "Buffy" "Michelle Zhang"
"Master Blaster (Jammin)" Stevie Wonder "Bad Samoan (Jammin)" "Fitu and Manu Petaia"
"Not Gonna Get Us" T.A.T.U. "Not Manischewitz" "Michael Pacholek"
"Pass the Dutchie" Musical Youth "Pass the Munchies" "Merry & Pippin"
"Rain on the Scarecrow" John Mellencamp "Rain on the Football Field" "Jeff French"
"Real Slim Shady" Eminem "Real Slim Santa" "Chris"
"Somewhere I Belong" Linkin Park "Destination: Death" "Joey"
"St. Anger" Metallica "McDonald's" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Universally Speaking" Red Hot Chilli Peppers "University Teaching" "Jim A"
"Whip it" Devo "Clip it" "Michael Florio"
"You Shook Me All Night Long" AC/DC "You Cooked It All Night Long" "Michael Pacholek"

July 9, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" Mace and Puff Daddy "Can't Nobody Take My Crown (the Shopper's Anthem)" "Steffanie"
"Cherish" David Cassidy "Garnish" "Guy DiRito"
"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door" Britney Spears "Don't Go Knockin' Up My Mom" "Mikerz"
"Free Fallin'" Tom Petty "Skee Ballin'" "Claude Prez"
"Girl's Not Grey" AFI "Crap's Not Brown" "Dencanomakre"
"Gloria" Laura Branigan "Ann Coulter" "Mark Hoolihan"
"Hero" Enrique Iglacias "Test" "Emily"
"I Am Woman" Helen Reddy "I Am Morman" "Guy DiRito"
"In Love Wit Chu" Da Brat featuring Cherish "In Love Wit Food" "S.T.G. featuring Just Brit"
"Intuition" Jewel "Intermission" "Tone-Def"
"Lose Yourself" Eminem "The Spaghetti Junction song" "Jim A"
"Mary Had A Little Lamb" Traditional "Mary Had A Great Big Lamb" "Voice in the Night"
"Material Girl" Madonna "Imperial Girl" "B. O'Connor"
"Miss Independent" Kelly Clarkson "Miss Flight Attendant" "EmiLoca"
"Money For Nothing" Dire Straits "Politics for Nothing" "Alex Zander"
"My Beloved Monster" The Eels "My Beloved Mobster" "Peter (the Reader)"
"No Scrubs" TLC "No Shania" "Jazzbone"
"Not the Same" Ben Folds Five "Not Insane" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Notre Dame Victory March" The University of Notre Dame Band "Notre Lame Death March" "Jazzbone"
"One Heart" Celine Dion "One Sock" "Emily"
"Proud Mary" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Ann Coulter" "Mark Hoolihan"
"Sleazy" The Village People "Cheesy" "Peter (the Reader"
"Somewhere Out There" Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram "Don't Care 'Bout Blair" "William Tong"
"Stronger" Britney Spears "Larger" "*Mikerz*"
"Stupid Girl" Cold "Gonna Hurl" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Summer Breeze" Seals and Croft "Bummer Freeze" "Guy DiRito"
"Under the Boardwalk" The Drifters "Landed on Boardwalk" "Spaff.com"
"Up on the Rooftop (Reindeer Pause)" Traditional "Grandpa's a Nut Job" "Melhi"
"Why Don't You Get a Job" The Offspring "The Italian Job" "Brian Kelly"

July 10, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones "(I Can't Get No..) Hard Contractions" "Malcolm Higgins"
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" Britney Spears "(I Can't Stand My) Constipation" "Mikerz"
"Addicted to Bass" Josh Abrahams "Addicted to Space" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Authority Song" Jimmy Eat World "The Pokemon Song" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Bark at the Moon" Ozzy Osbourne "Bark at the 'Coons" "Ol' John Brown"
"Beautiful" Christina Aguilera "Tentacles" "Emily"
"Beautiful" Christina Aguilera "Tentacles" "Emily"
"Brandy (You're a fine girl)" Looking Glass "Britney's (not a virgin)" "Billy Florio"
"California Girls" Beach Boys "Isengardian Orcs" "Phil Alexander"
"Calling all angels" Train "Stalling On Angles" "Michael Florio"
"Can't Stop" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Blah Blah" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Cocaine" Eric Clapton "Rogaine" "Necrotoxen666"
"Cool Change" Little River Band "Pool Change" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Daniel" Elton John "Spaniel" "yoidy"
"Dissident (Is Near)" Pearl Jam "Fifty Cents (A Beer)" "Jeff Reuben"
"E-Mail My Heart" Britney Spears "Spray Out Your Fart" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Funkytown" Lipps Inc "Flunkytown" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Him" Rupert Holmes "Spam" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hot in Herre" Nelly "Hot in Herre" "JC2003"
"I Would Walk 500 Miles" Proclaimers "They'd Recount Thousands of Votes" "wdh"
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" Shania Twain "I'm Gonna Catch Ya Good" "Emily"
"If I had a Hammer" Trini Lopez "If I had a Scanner" "Peter (the Reader)"
"In the Ghetto" Elvis "In the Desert" "Devin Manis"
"Intuition" Jewel "Malnutrition" "EmiLoca"
"Invisible Sun" The Police "Invisible Man" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Land Downunder" Men At Work "Land Called Kansas" "Men At Work Fan"
"Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous" Good Charlotte "Lifestyles of the Broke and the Homeless" "Lindsey M."
"Live and Let Die" Wings "Chili Cheese Fries" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Long Cool Woman" The Hollies "Gung Ho Moron" "William Tong"
"Love On The Rocks" Neil Diamond "Shrub's In A Box" "William Tong"
"Margaritaville" Jimmy Buffett "DeadServerVille" "Jim Karjala"
"Margaritaville" Jimmy Buffett "My Slick Husband Bill" "John Jenkins"
"Midnight Confessions" The Grass Roots "Midnight Depression" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Money For Nothing" Dire Straits "Chat-Rooms For Nothing" "Alex Zander"
"Money For Nothing" Dire Straits "X-Men Are Nothing (Get your mutants for free)" "Alex Zander"
"One" Faith Hill "Tums" "Emily"
"Part Time Lover" Stevie Wonder "Nice Good Lover" "Fitu Petaia"
"Put a Little Love In Your Heart" Jackie DeShannon "Eat a Lot of Fat Every Day" "Tim Hall"
"Sailing" Christopher Cross "Whaling" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Scar Tissue" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Car Issue" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Sex Type Thing" Stone Temple Pilots "Website Thing" "S.T.G."
"She's A Lady" Tom Jones "Seasoned Gravy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"So Happy Together" The Turtles "So Crappy Together" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Stand By Your Man" Tammi Wynette "Gun Down The Klan" "Guy DiRito"
"Stranger Than Fiction" Bad Religion "Stranger Than Fishin'" "Ryan Quinn"
"Super Freak" Rick James "Zombie Freak" "Gogo Gadget"
"The Anthem" Good Charlotte "It's Not An Anthem If You Have To Tell People It's An Anthem!" "J. Rotten 1102"
"The Legend of Zelda" System of a Down "The Legend Of Leia" "Peter (the Reader)"
"The Weird Al Show" Werid Al "The Mike, Terry, and Alf Show" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Tighten' Up" Archie Bell and The Drells "The Titan Up" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Trashy Women" Confederate Railroad "Crispy Chicken" "Royce Miller"
"Walking in a Winter Wonderland" Traditional "Got Another Splinter In My Hand" "Michael Florio"
"Which Way You Goin', Billy?" The Poppy Family "Which Way You Goin', Jolie?" "Malcolm Higgins"