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Song Parodies -> "Hurt Ya!"

Original Song Title:

"Work It"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Hurt Ya!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

This past weekend, it was revealed to me that a good friend of mine was a victim of spousal abuse. It had gone on for almost three years, and no one knew, not even her closest friends or family. Her husband beat her and threatened to kill her on many occasions. As of Sunday, she officially left him, taking only her kids and the clothes on her back. I think that spousal abuse, whether the husband or the wife is the victim, is one of the lowest crimes imaginable. Anyone who would knowingly beat the person they have sworn to love till death do them part as if they were in a bar brawl has no respect in my eyes. I'm writing this song to let all those who would beat their husbands or wives know...be careful. Eventually, they'll find a friend like me...
Chorus:
Was it worth it? I'ma hurt ya
I'll knock your ass down, kick it and reverse ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you got a beef (moo), let me show ya
To find out how far I gotta throw ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2

I'd like to come and show ya how I can throw ya
Put a hurtin' on ya like I told ya
Gimme all the reasons why I shouldn't stone ya
You start actin' stank? Play time is over
Hit you in the head, beat you with a sofa
Beat you like a drum, make you do the cha-cha
You scream and you cry when I hit you, don't ya?
Take you downtown and leave you for the vultures
Hit your wife in the lips, don't ya?
Bring her down with your quips, don't ya?
Lost a little patience in my mind for ya
These be the fists that go ba ta ta
ba ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Hit you so hard you say blah-blah-blah
Hurt ya! I make you bleed like water
Boy, oh, boy, got a whoopin' for ya

Chorus:
Was it worth it? I'ma hurt ya
I'll knock your ass down, kick it and reverse ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you got a beef (moo), let me show ya
To find out how far I gotta throw ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2

If you get mad, man, get some work done
Eat some chicken wings, go chill out, kid

Boy, listen up, this matters most-a
If you get drunk, don't come no closer
Gonna pick a fight and hit her with a toaster?
See? The alcohol playin' tricks on ya
Husbands wanna hit your wife? Never
Deserves it because she's a bitch? What-ever
Drop you like rain from Seattle weather
Listen up close 'fore I knock you backwards
(whispered) Stop actin' foolish and act' like you know
You hit her out of anger and your ass has got to go
You 'posed to love your woman, so quit actin' dumb
Disrespect you woman? Then (Dragnet theme) dun-dun-dun-dun
Police cars comin' so (Dragnet theme) dun-dun-dun-dun
I think they can handle you, you stupid dum-dum
Make the wrong choice and your ass is through
Cut the lights on, got a beat-down for you

Chorus:
Was it worth it? I'ma hurt ya
I'll knock your ass down, kick it and reverse ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2
If you got a beef (moo), let me show ya
To find out how far I gotta throw ya
"Don't you ever touch her again" X 2

Men, Men, all type of Men
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese men
Don't don't don't you abuse your wife
Don't don't don't you abuse your wife
Women, women, live sublime
If he's beat you up, then that's a crime
Ain't no shame, ladies, get some help
If he don't love you, then love yourself

Just 'cause you got a lot of rage, supa
Don't give the right to raise your hand, papa
Tryin' make your wife a slave again, no sir
Have your wife sayin', "Oh, yes a master" (No!)
Picture Pauly Shore as a good actor (No!)
Treat ya like 'Survivor' and out-cast ya
Squash all the stress, don't make me ask ya
'Cause when I come for ya, it won't even matter
Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
Said you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
Missy Elliot said ga-dunk-da-dunk-dunk
Hit your wife again, and you'll deal with ME, punk

Repeat Chorus
To my fellas, ooooh
Don't make me have to hurt ya
{*scratching: "Peter Piper" featuring Jam Master Jay*}
Love your ladies
Don't make me have to hurt ya


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rice Cube - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't find spousal abuse funny at all, so I gave you a 3 there. I hope your friend and her family are okay, and the wife-beating deadbeat gets what he deserves.
Billy Florio - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
a very profound song...theres nothing funny about Spousal abuse
Guy DiRito - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Way to go Syncronos. From what you write I take it you had some influence over her decision to leave. This is a hard thing to convince someone of and you may well have saved her life. I applaud you. The real test comes now. Will she stay away? - she needs to as if her very life depended on it, because it does. If he gets to her and sweet talks her into coming back the abuse will just escallate. If you love your friend you will do whatever it takes to keep her from going back. These guys rarely get better.
Pat - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good message, Syncronos. Worth repeating over and over. (applause)
Wild Man - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I know of a case such as this in my home town. Tragicaly the woman was beaten to death. Her family pleaded with her not to return to the abuser, but when she did unfortuantely, it was for the last time. You bring needed awareness to this subject. Thank You for sharing your story.
Kaye - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow! This is an amazing song! You did an excellent job. I was once an abused woman, so I can identify with the emotions...
Blue - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't mean to be rude by saying it's not funny, but it's not really a laughing matter, na. You did well on the song though.
Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
cronos, that shit was deep. iam sorry bout your friend. and i think you got some serious skit-illz!! and i think you an i should do some parody collabarations. the posibilities are endless. much love- Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Most Profound Parody
jesus - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i think yer stupid i'd love to hurt you. you should be making babies right now not having an opinion ---Jesus
Lil' Mak - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This reminds me of "Love is Blind" by Eve.

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