-> "Drilled"
Original Song Title:
"Dosed"
Parody Song Title:
"Drilled"
Parody Written by:
Jon Katz
The Lyrics
I got drilled by you and
Cavities filled by you and
Given a pill to chew
Novocaine will take all of the pain away
Novocaine will numb you for another day
I'm laying on my back while
Sharp objects clean my plaque
I'm trying to hold back
Brush on brush on brush on brush on
Brush on brush on brush on brush on
You told me to open up real wide
Then you poked my gums until I cried
You charged me a thousand for each side
When all I really needed was fluoride
You inspected my teeth and
You cleaned what lies beneath and
I had too many sweets
This is a list of everything that's wrong with me
How much did you say that this will cost me?
Pay on pay on pay on pay on
Pay on pay on pay on pay on
Tell me all the surgery I need
While you scrape my mouth until I bleed
I'm no dental expert I concede
Guess we've got no choice but to proceed
I got billed by you and
Think I was shilled by you and
Your profits start to build
Finally you're taking just one more x-ray
Washing my mouth out with peppermint spray
Stealing people's money with great pride
So in a large house, he can reside
Excessive dental care he will provide
While my insurance coverage is denied
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