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Song Parodies -> "Drilled"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jon Katz

The Lyrics

I got drilled by you and
Cavities filled by you and
Given a pill to chew
Novocaine will take all of the pain away
Novocaine will numb you for another day
I'm laying on my back while
Sharp objects clean my plaque
I'm trying to hold back
Brush on brush on brush on brush on
Brush on brush on brush on brush on
You told me to open up real wide
Then you poked my gums until I cried
You charged me a thousand for each side
When all I really needed was fluoride
You inspected my teeth and
You cleaned what lies beneath and
I had too many sweets
This is a list of everything that's wrong with me
How much did you say that this will cost me?
Pay on pay on pay on pay on
Pay on pay on pay on pay on
Tell me all the surgery I need
While you scrape my mouth until I bleed
I'm no dental expert I concede
Guess we've got no choice but to proceed
I got billed by you and
Think I was shilled by you and
Your profits start to build
Finally you're taking just one more x-ray
Washing my mouth out with peppermint spray
Stealing people's money with great pride
So in a large house, he can reside
Excessive dental care he will provide
While my insurance coverage is denied
email me or IM me on AIM at TMBJon

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   1

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AussieBullDog - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny. :)
moonset87 - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I love that song & I also love your parody. Great rhyme
Xad - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That was brilliant! Dosed is my 2nd favorite song and your parody of it rocked!
Paul Robinson - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Jon Katz - Nice job on one of the few current era songs I know (I like the entire RHCP's "By the Way" album, great stuff). I struggled with "4" or "5" on pace because I'm pretty picky, but my quibbles were minor and with a slightly different read I matched yours to the original, so it's a straight "Fiver" here.
lolly uk - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
the best one i've read on am i right so far. well done

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