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Song Parodies -> "Planet Express"

Original Song Title:

"Angry Young Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Planet Express"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Sanchez

The Lyrics

This is a song about the delivery service from Futurama that the characters work for.
There's a delivery service called Planet Express
Their inter-world style is one of the best
They can get it to you in a matter of time
And if the crew should die than you won't pay the fine
And they go to great lengths to get packages there
And they struggle to make the delivery with care
That's the service you get from Planet Express

Give a couple of dollars to Planet Express
You just tell them to go, they'll take care of the rest
They've been blown up and chased and stung by space bees
And they've probably been exposed to many disease
They'll go where it cold, they'll go where its hot
Our crew is replaceable, your package is not
That's the corporate slogan of Planet Express

They believe in courteous service for people who tip
They found that surviving was a hell of a fight
They believe in speed too
To get a package out to you
And get back to be told that there's more good news

And there's always a job for Planet Express
From a simple package to a valuable chest
And the crew might not live to get their next pay
So you have to pretend to care what they say
They do their job fast and they do their job well
But if something goes wrong they might end up in hell
And they'll know that they've died while at Planet Express

There's a delivery service called Planet Express
Their inter-world style is one of the best
They can get it to you in a matter of time
And if the crew should die than you won't pay the fine
And they go to great lengths to get packages there
And they struggle to make the delivery with care
That's the service you get from Planet Express

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