-> "Lamr Boi"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8ter Boi"
Parody Song Title:
"Lamr Boi"
Parody Written by:
Smitty
The Lyrics
Playing online, Jedi Outcast.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
I had to pause, I walked away.
What more can I say?
I took fifteen, just ate a snack.
I was surprised when I got back.
All of the scores, up on the screen,
some jerk had killed me, now that was just mean.
He was a lamer boy, hey I had no saber, boy!
He wasn't too good at this game.
I had to go get fed, text box above my head,
he needed to quit being lame.
Five minutes gone, my saber down,
having a private two-way chat,
I turn around, guess who I see?
Lamer boy slicing away at me.
I call up my friends, to join in the game.
They can't believe someone could be that lame.
I tag along and stand in a crowd
look up at the man, he takes me down.
He was a lamer boy, hey I had no saber, boy!
He wasn't too good at this game.
Now he calls me a noob,
he doesn't have a clue.
Can't you see why all the rules were made?
(Repeat)
Sorry, man, but you just suck.
His saber's down, he's out of luck.
I took him down with all my friends
this is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
see how mad that I could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the skill that is inside
He's just a boy, and he's just a noob.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He really sucks, haven't you heard?
How I kicked him from the server.
I kicked the lamer boy, I said see ya later, boy!
I called a vote, we voted yes.
He'll be in a new server
laming on some other
Because he's still so lame, I guess.
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