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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Avril Lavigne"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Avril Lavigne"

Parody Written by:

Katie L.

The Lyrics

I heard her new song today
And I thought you should know
That I hate - I hate Avril Lavigne
I can't stand hearing her voice
She's a punk wannabe
Do you think we deserve this?

She tries too hard, I hate her
She wears ties and armbands

I'm trying to forget all about Avril Lavigne
But I hate her - wanna kill her
I hate Avril Lavigne
She's a poser...
She sounds like Celine
And she's always...
Singing pop melodies
Punk-faker!
Punk-faker!

Since the day that I heard
"Complicated" I knew:
That I hate - I hate Avril Lavigne
First she says that she's punk
Then she says that she's not
Is she trying to confuse us?

She tries too hard, I hate her
She wears ties and armbands
Just to look cool
But I hate her the same

I'm trying to forget all about Avril Lavigne
But I hate her - wanna kill her
I hate Avril Lavigne
She's a poser...
She sounds like Celine
And she's always...
Singing pop melodies
Punk-faker!
Punk-faker!

How long will she be faking?
Until her ass is mine
I can't say why I'm still hating
It's wasting my time

I'm trying to forget all about Avril Lavigne
But I hate her - wanna kill her
I hate Avril Lavigne
She's a poser...
She sounds like Celine
And she's always...
Singing pop melodies
Punk-faker!
Punk-faker!

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ME..yeah - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril is sooooooooo wierd...I agree..she is a PUNK FAKER..lol
Katie W. - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree totally!!! Avril thinks she is really cool cause she's a "PUNK", but if ya look at pictures of her before she was a singer she was a total prep!!! All of a sudden she is a punk rocker??? She is a loser!!!! Yeah, at the lake on the 4th of July... a girl actually wore a tie and everything just to look like Avril. And, those were her normal clothes!!!! ; )
Hoeveel - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think you can be seen as any kind of authority on punk if you were at any kind of 4th of July celebrations Katie W. :)
chelcbug06 - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
haha u kick @$$ dude! that was hilarious! i definitely had a gud laugh out of that 1! keep it up! :)
WackoGrrl169 - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Aint it the truth!
- July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree that Avril sucks but if you think Simple Plan is any more punk than she is you are mistaken.
Kuffy - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
The only ones claiming she tries to be punk are the ones dissing her for it. Don't get me wrong, she is just a marketing ploy, but punk rock started as a way to DROP that kind of labelling, not cultivate it. By the way, what ISyour definition of "Punk"?
Z Sam - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I totally agree....altho don't attack Celine 2!!!
nirvana babe - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
avril sux!!!! i neva herd the simple plan song cos i aint rely in2 them but i jus had 2 c the title I HATE AVRIL LAVIGNE 2 no that this was gona b a gud song!!! (anythin dissin her is gd!!!!)
katie.k - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
O.k........ Avril never said she was punk. BUTshe does lie!she said her fave food is a big mac but shes SAYS shes a vegatari a! +plus she dissis her fans A LOT also.(i used 2 be a fan up until then) Anyways HALARIOUS SONG DUDE!! (your right shes not punk and shes a poser!) :)
me - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
yah i HATE AVRIL but i luv simple plan so u rock and that was really funny cya ;-)
J.Marie - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
i'll do a parody with genie in a bottle about how elton john can't hide his secret (and his dead secret crush)
m.g. - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Avril is a cool asss singer. Everyone is so quick to judge someone famous. To be honest, every single person that left a comment on here, are posers and "wanna-bes" their selves. The entertainment business is what made her act the way she does in front of the public. It's all IMAGE! Stop complaining about how Avril is this, or how Avril is not. Grow up, and gain a LIFE of your own. Only losers I see here are they people that are quick to judge others and the ones that spend their life trying to be what they see on T.V.
Julius Macduff - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good on ya to write this song, don't mind Avril but I despise Simple Plan with a fiery Biblical passion! "I'm just a kid"... quick, pass me the sickbucket.....
mishie - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha. I love this parody (except the part about Celine... I think Celine Dion has a better voice than Avril ;T). I used to be a fan of Avril... but then she got annoying. And I've never been a fan of Simple Plan anyway *ducks from trashcans flying her way* M.G., nobody here is "so quick to judge someone famous." By saying, "every single person that left a comment on here, are posers and 'wanna-bes' theirselves," are you claiming that you yourself is a "wanna-be"? I used to be a fan of Avril until I saw what she really was. So, I don't think I'm quick to judge some one famous. I gave her a chance, and she ruined it. By saying people are complaining, you are the hypocrite. Are you not complaining about how people are "so quick to judge someone famous?" I think Avril's LYRICS are o-kay, but Avril herself is horrible. She is claiming to be someone who she is not. She is definately pop, not punk. And um, that comment about TV? I hardly watch TV.
Static - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
avril sounds really bad
Citation - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, she sounds like my farts
Katie T. - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
this song is the most truthful one ever. especially the pasrt about her saying shes punk and then saying she isnt. she was sooo asking for it.
Eejay - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's it, m.g. You're right all the way. And by the way, I'd just like to make the comment that there are quite enought Avril-dissing parodies on this website, very few of which have a shread of truth and all of which I personally find extremely annoying.
Amber Nich - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This was the funniest thing I have heard in forever! Me and my friend hate Avril and this is one of our favorite songs that you put the words to so it rocks two ways! Keep on coming up with paraodies! You're good at it!
Bo Bo The Rebel Sheep that goes Moo - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
BAHAHAAHAHA! Funny arse shyte! Ah...Posers make me laugh....Scary enough as it is...Simple Plan isn't much more Punk than Avril is. Probably cause they're relatively new to the whoel "punk" thingie...Eh, I'm sure they're get better. But Avril...HAHA. The only way she's going is DOWN. down the Toilet! FLUSH!!!!!
adriane - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
KAAAAAAAATIE I gotta agree with you but I don't hate avril as a person I hate the way she lies and disses her fans who got her where she is. And how she was so quick to say that she's better than other pop stars. Thats just plain pompousness. ANY bass players here i'm in a band and we need a bass player. If your interested write me adrianelake@yahoo.com
anonymous - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I think all of you people suck!!!!!!!!! avril lavigne and simple plan r the best!!!!!!!!!!
paupi - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
hey what REAL song!
heather pyle - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
shut up peoples who dont like avril lavighne shes the best singer and u love her that your makeing fun of her
HECTC! - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I AGREE WITH 'M.G.' !! I'M NOT REALLY INTO HER MUSIC, BUT I RESPECT ANYONE THATS MADE IT AS FAR AS SHE HAS. SHE'S A HOT PEACE OF 'BOD' AND WHATS WRONG WITH WARING ARM BANDS AND TIES AND SHIT. T.J SPINDLER, YOUR JUST A BAD ASS, AREN'T YOU? BET U'R A 35YEAR OLD VIRGIN. SARCASM IS THE EFFORTS OF A WEAK MIND, PROBABLY TO COMPENSATE FOR OTHER SMALLER BODY PARTS IN YOUR CASE. AVRIL, THE PERSON, ROCKS. AVRIL THE IMAGE COULD DO WITH SOME SERIOUS ATTENTION. IF YOU DON'T AGREE, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS FOR ALL I CARE. HAPPY HUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!
punkrockchick - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god....i think i had an aneurysm from laughing so hard....dude whoever wrote that is the funniest person alive....AVRIL SUCKS ASS....but simple plan rocks....and they ARE punk....and for "anonymous"....im really ashamed that simple plan has a fan who likes avril lavigne...my poor boyz lol AVRIL SHOULD DIE RoCk On to all the REAL punks out there peace out ~PUNX UNITE~
Blue_pUnKrOcKeRgIrL - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the best song ive seen already!! Avril Lavigne is an artificial punk (artificial... spelling??), lol, anyway, the song is great, cheers Katie L., Like Laurie l., of green day's adventure?? lol, see ya in tha pit!!
Cathy - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
hehe.. funny.. i liked it..im not gona say i hate avril levigne cuz i dont.. but im not a big fan either... but i liked ure song.. keep it up!
nome - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
her image of herself is ridiculous, if she really thinks shes a punk and cares about real punk rock then she should stop abusing it. funny song
sheep - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
rachel - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
SCREW U ALL!!!!!! u r just jealous coz u can neva be as famous and as good as she is!! all of u NEED to get a LIFE!!! and find something else to do with ur sad empty lives other than going around dissing ppl. AVRIL U ROCK and most of us love u for being an individual and not giving a shit what anyone else thinks so just keep doing ur thing!!! p.s I LOVE MATT BRANN oh yeh simple plan u ROCK too i love ur music
Grant&Reed - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
it was so cool it was great it was awsome
Marica - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is awesome. I used to be an Avril fan, but when people said she was punk- when SHE said she was punk, she was wrong, she's all pop and alt. Plus Simple Plan IS punk-rock, Modern punk-rock, not the old crap that people are confusing it with- so SHUT UP!! The music industries have labeled them Punk so give it up. Bwahahaha... ciao 4 now.
John Smith - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Obviously I agree with the comment that punk doesn't exactly have an image but im sure we can all create one of punk in our mind. Avril dressing up as punk as most of us would imagine it singing songs which i admit are okay, but are crap house live as avril cant sing live is just turning the punk world upside down. Why is everyone assuming that Katie L wrote this song because simple plan are punk. Has anyone realised that she could have written it to this song because simple plan are in a way like avril, but are not invading the punk world?
Katie L. - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey John Smith: Thanks for the comment. It seems that you are the only person on here that actually gets what I meant when I wrote this. I never said Simple Plan were punk--talented, maybe--but not real punk. Avril tries way too hard to be what the mainstream calls punk. In a way, it's not her fault though. "Pop-punk" breed bands have been sprouting up everywhere (Simple Plan, Sum 41, even Blink 182 are guilty). She just jumped on the bandwagon with the rest.
chelcbug - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
some of you misinterpret... i don't like avril's image... that's exactly what i dislike. i hate that the companys weren't selling any new brittney spears so they decided to make a bubblegum pop punk act to sell more. i hate the fact that 12 yr old girls think they're punk b/c they listen to avril. i think it's great that someone like avril has an opportunity to be in the business.. w/e floats her boat, but i hate the way she's being sold b/c it's a flat out lie. anyways, go katie, ur parody was awesome. and for all of those that enjoy avril's music that are reading this... 1st of all why if you like her would you read something dissing her, and 2nd of all congratulations to live in our country to make the choice to believe in lies fed to you by the record labels and to be able to listen to her music and 3rd enjoy while it lasts. to people who disagree w/ me, congratulations... you just wasted another 30 seconds of your life reading my post and you'll probly waste another minute trying to tell me how stupid i am b/c of my opinion... anyways, i'm out. laters.
Kim - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, this rocked. I love it
CreatureOf TheNight - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
hahahaha looove the song, but some of you need to chiiilllll! yeah yeah ok avril fans, you can have your opinions cuz i'm gonna keep mine and to me, she sucks. 'music industry made her this way' my ass, are you IN the music business? do you knoow what goes on? yeah i didnt think so yeah ok, so i dont know what goes on there either but im just saying...i still hate her...getting off the subject here....ok back on topic, THE SONG IS AWESOME keep up that wicked nice shit man --Oh and avril fans, dont give me that jealously shit, if i was jealous of a famous person then i wouldnt be a fan of any music artisits now would I? --THE SEX PISTOLS--THE ORIGINAL PUNK ROCKERS
Boo - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This wasthe best parody of Avril Lavigne I have heard it so true she is a poser and needs to be killed. The only bands that where punk ever where the SEX PISTOLS and the RAMONES every one else who is "PUNK" sucks.
Bash - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I hate Avril....Not just because she is a poser..because she is a terrible hypocrite...and doesnt seem to be very truthfull..I mean she talks about the preps not liking her b/c she was a skater..and then also says she started skating in 11th grade...also when she dropped out...and said it was weird growing up and being the only punk in school...if you look at pictures of her in school....well she dont look like any punk I've ever seen..couse appearance doesnt make you a punk...its more an attitude and a taste in music...well...overall I thought the parady was funny....And Avril should hang herself with that stupid tie of hers and do us all a favor..the only people that would miss her music are the people she says it isnt for...well thats all i got to say..good parady...L8er
Mel - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouain bin jtrouve que Avril Lavigne ets po vrm hote loL
barbaras - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
a avrtil lavigne tuydo de bom eu adoro as musicas dela
SWeeT melody - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
well...avril definatley has been dissed the most in this site....its funny that she is the only one dissed soooo many times....maybe she is what her pardoies say.....I think so.....
x-zibit - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate avril she's a dumb cow she can burn in hell with all the other phoney's
Maddy - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I think avril sux! She is really snobby! I used 2 be a fan but then she got really snobby and now i hate her guts! And that person who said that all the people who left comments judge everyone famous-Listen to yourself man its you whos judging! I loved that wee song! Rock on! Avril also said that she would stick with her ties and armband (thats when i liked her) then she goes to pure bitchy, girly snob! Her lyrics are good though but she is a horrible person!
Rikku - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
wtf?
the_realist - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is a piece of crap. If you don't like someone because of what they represent, then so be it. I mean, damn, have you met her personally? Have you sat down with her and had a heart-to-heart conversation? NO! So shut the hell up, all of you. And in my opinion, Simple Life is just a cool POP group that happens to have a lot of electrical guitar and a lot of crashing symbols. Avril Lavigne is just another person out there who is doing what she wants. All of you can sit there and complain, but are any of you multi-millioinaires? Which one of you has sold 3 million copies of "Let Go"? No one?? Funny, for all the crap you spew you really know nothing.
Another Realist - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
To "the_realist": Lighten up! Avril Lavigne is a public figure. By being in the spotlight, she opens herself up to all kinds of opinions and weirdos who think that they know everything. You're entitled to your opinion, as is anyone else. I don't know the original so I can't judge how good the parody is, but I know that you have a lot to learn. My guess is that you're about 12. If you think that being a multi-millionaire means that you're a great musician, you don't know much.
dgo cons - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
avril lavigne es una super cantante chevere y soy un super fans de ella en definitiva es chevere
tommygirl - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
hey you guyzz sux ..........what da f**k.......she is the best...i love her
tommygirl - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
one thing i have to say here...you guyzz who hate Avril ...you can't be like her anyway, you don't have a cool voice like her...she can sing loud and truth about life...thaz it...just watch your f**king mouths and don't write anything like that..cuz it's just not interesting...i disagree with you all... oh yeah one more thing ...this parody is real sux man..what kinda stupid people wrote like that..it's so weird....................AVRIL IS A COOL SINGER!
..... - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
U ass simple plan love avril they toured on ' shut me up ' just forget about her and listen to ure stuff no one is forcing her onto u!.
blazin babe - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
i think that avril is sooooooooo boring she puts me to sleep she is such a cow I HATE HER I HATE HER BIG UP 2 ALL DA 2PAC LUVERS RESPECT PEACE OUT
Shaila - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A semi-lengthy article about everything that simply blows hard when it comes to Avril: http://recroommagazine.com/articles/avril.htm It's a good read and quite informative.
Paul Robinson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, reading all the comments was quite amusing in an extremely demented and bizarre way. I'm TONS older than all of you, I happened to hear some of Lavigne's stuff while half-watching late-night videos a couple years back. She sounded ok and I bought her CD a month or two later when I happened to see it someplace I was shopping. It's not bad - Don't care and it doesn't matter if she is "punk" or not. A few months later I saw a bit of her doing an interview and it was kind of funny; she thinks she knows a whole lot more than she really does...but then that's really not unusual for someone of that age (which most of you are, probably). When I was 17 or 18 I don't think I knew anybody that had it together more than a very tiny bit, certainly not me. And that's not gonna change much until the world ends. If any of you remember this comment thread when you're...oh, say, around 45-50 years old you will probably laugh your ass off at what you and everyone else said and thought at the time. So have fun one way or the other. Don't get all worked up over whether Avril is or isn't whatever you want her to be, think she is, or whether ANYTHING that the major record companies promote and sell to younger people has anything to do with reality. You like her stuff? Cool...listen to it and dig it. You don't like her stuff? OK, shine her on and find something you DO like to listen to, dig that and forget that there is even a person called Avril. You want to get upset over something? Hey, to a look at the National Debt my generation is sticking you with and the amount of money you're each going to have to pony up to pay it off. Of course maybe YOU'LL do the same thing and stick it to YOUR kids...it's kinda becoming the American Way these days. Peace...
turkey - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Wrong! She's 19. She was born in september of '84.
birdie - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
my mom is this really old punk girl (almost 40). we are horrified by avril's` lack of self awareness and talent. AVRIL IS NOT PUNK! even more bizare are the fans who have latched on to the term "punk". as my mom used to say to posers back in the day, "does your mom LET you be punk?" basically if she does you're not. And. . . if your major record label lets you be punk, you are not! do you all realize that at this point punk is a suburban/mall culture form of rebellion. as an urban nyc girl i can tell you that this is not happening in any place that is cool. The kids here that listen to avril are seriously about 7 years old! we are sympathetic of all you kids trapped in the 'burbs with nothing to do. locking yourself in your room with a bunch of cd's is better than most your other options. here are some real punk ideas to get you to jump on the first train out of your conformist nightmare (remember punks are some of the snobbiest most exclusive conformists around) Minor Threat, Sham 69, Dead Kennedys, Exploited, BAD BRAINS! Good Luck from a ten year old!
Sky - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Avril is such a poser! She sucks. Even though her music is OK If you are a pop singer dont call your self a punk! ONLY DUMB PEOPLE LIKE HER DO THAT! %#!#%^&!@$%^
Sum1 - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Avril is awsome..although Good Charlotte and Simple Plan are better!!!
Sabrina - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
U ROCK! AVRIL SUCKS!
xomayra - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
all you haters out their i think avril lavigne rocks i think she's no poser. All you guys that hate her YOU SUCK ASS OK. Avril lavigne rock like no other girl
Sum1 - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Avril is one of the best 1 gurl bands I've heard. She's WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than *cough*Brittany Spears*cough* and *cough*Christina*cough*
gabba gabba - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
one word, POSER!
sandy - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
all u ppl that hates Punk bands SUX...and if a person wats to be a punk thats their problem not urs .........
anonymous - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
tee hee, someone was trying to convince me the other day that avril was goth. his reasoning was "well, she wears all black!" a)no she doesn't b)that doesn't make you goth.... and here. for all you avril haters(this includes me) i found this...amusing to say the least http://www.deansplanet.com/nomakeup_avril.html
skeeter - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
hey people! man! i agree with all of yall..well only the ones who say avril suck! oh my gosh..i wanna kill her! she tries to act all hard core and crap and she cant even get people to pay to come see her! she did a free concert at katy mills mall and like 40 people showed up...gay..
randomness - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the parody was a pretty good one in itself (except for the part dissing Celine) but the people hating on Avril so much: don't you have anything better to do than continually rant about how she isn't punk and how much you want to kill her? I think we all got the point after the first 5 comments. I mean, she's not the worst singer in the world, I can handle her music a little bit. But I get really tired of so many people focusing on how much they hate her. Again, do something else.
bulletxxx - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
doesn't punk mean someone whos different?
gRaPiLyNn J. - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
ThAtS sO ToTaLlY TrUe I hAtE AvRiL N' ThAt WaS a KiCk @$$ SoNg ShE AlWaYs SaYs ThAt ShEs PuNk n' ShE AiNt.
gRaPiLynn - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
yo this just on avril sucks
???????GRAPES??????? - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
and adding this in for my best friend, she hates avril too, so avril you popilarity isnt going so well here in the area that i live in. hahaha.
kill avril! - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
i agree with bulletxxx
nuttyjam - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i saw in the paper that avril doesn' t like the image every one says she is like, how shes all punk and stuff...shes all like,"im really quite shy" sure.
UR A DUMB@$$ - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
this is for JAX NOT ALL SONGS HAVE TO RHYME TO BE GREAT!!!! LETS C YOU WRITE A GREAT SONG!!!
robert flores and melissa gonzaleZ - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
hey all u soon 2 burn in hell and get ur soul of patheticness eatin away slowly losers!!1 simple plan is the best and remeber this is a het site of avril not simple plan whom is the best band in the enitre world 4 now and evr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so keep simple plan out of this u sickos!!!!! have a suckass day losers thanc u 4 ur bitchy ASS TIME BYE :D AND EVRY1 ON HERE WHO LIKES SIMPLE PLAN IS WAY FREAKIN COOL U ROCK AND ALWAYS WILL AND ALSO GUSTAVO GONZALEZ MELISSA BOYFRIEND LUVS THEM 2!!!!!
u suck - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i think u guys are on the wrong site.....
Marilyn - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Who gives a crap
your momma - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmk...avril lavigne and simple whatever they are are wannabe punks...so are all the other gay bands like good charlotte blink 182 and all those faggs...get a life!..listen to other bands!..shit id rather listen to britney spears than this fake punk shit...the sex pistols are real punk..avril is fake poser punk. end of story.
anny - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
oh, all of you just shut up, would ya? jesus christ...instead of bashing her like this, find something else to do---cuz this is boring to be reading the same old s*** over and over again. Avril kicks @$$---she writes her own songs---she sold alot of albums---shut up---no one else in here has done that. booyeah.
Elvis - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave this bitch 1-1-1 cuz there's no 0...
u r wrong anny - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
avril lavigne dont write her own songs. thats just annother one of her many lies . if u look on the back of one of the cds and do some reserch there r people mentoined there who helped write her songs mabey even write them for her! what a lying bitch the only ass she kicks is her own.
Lick My Ass - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Katie L. Is a "Punk Faker"
Paul Heyman - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
What does the "L" stand for?
Anthrax - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I think that many of you will disagree with this: HERE IS IT: ''''''''''''' I think Avril s a snowman!
Charlotte - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't stand Avril. Her music is okay, it's just HER i don't like. She says her music is rock, and it's freakin' pop! And now she's ripping off Amy Lee's style of clothing. Since when does avril wear flowing skirts,boots and belly-shirts? Simple Plan sucks too. Simple Plan is NOT "punk-rock" at all, it's pop.
anti_pop_punk - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah avril is pretty gay...but when you use totally in a sentence....but wtf...punk faker... i don't label people...but it seems to me that your posers...i mean...simple plan?? wtf...again....
melissa - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Avril is great,your just jealouse
ola ola yeah - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
read my lips I H A T E A V R I L <<
123 - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea'. It's a clever song and I don't really like Avril but I have to say alot of you are hating her for the wrong reasons. She was so young and most people (except all the 7 year-old wannabes) know that she's been completely brainwashed into something she's not. Apperently she use to do ballet. But then again that could be wrong. And it's true; She can't really play the guitar or skate and calling herself punk then not knowing who the 'Sex pistols' are is pretty pathetic. But you have to give her some credit; she actually made preps believe they were punk. Which is just funny. And she's famous and I'm sure she doesn't give a flying **** about what some people say about her on the net. She's living it up more than any of you. But yeh' she sucks.
avrils my idol - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
anyone who says avril disrespects her fans is stupid because hillary duff made the whole thing up and she started it! avril is cool and hillary is jealous because avril is loved by everybody whos anybody not just depressed 9 and 10 year olds. Being PUNK IS NOT ABOUT SINGING TO A CERTAIN MELODY...HELL I BET HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE SOUND LIKE DYEING GOATS WHEN THEY SING SO GOD BLESS AVRIL FOR TRYING AND I THINK SHES DOING A GREAT JOB. BEING PUNK IS WHAT YOU FEEL INSIDE AND BEING WHO YOU WANT TO BE. AND NOT BEING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT YOU TO BE. AVRIL IS MY HOME GIRL!!! HER MUSIC HAS HELPED ME THROUGH ALL MY ROUGH TIMES! ANYONE WHO IS ANTI-AVRIL CAN KISS MY @$$! YA HEARD
Debbie - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
your wrong avril rocks your just jealus beacause you know that you can never be able to be in a lighte as bright as hers so when you hear her songs you just feal sorry for your selfs and im saying this to every one who talks bull about avril. AVRIL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get bent - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
luk ppl EVERY1 iz entitled 2 an OPINION!!!!
gary - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
avril iz k butt i hate simple plan till de end!! ={
Juliana_hateAVRIL - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
IM FROM BRAZIL...and so hate avril lavigne,she is no punk!!!!
mosa - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i like avril...mk
tiffany - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate this song because avril i the best and she never ever once said she was punk you all just assumed she was "punk" because she liked those studded braclets kiss avril's a$$ haters
krystal - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate avril lavinge shes a wanna be shes a fake she hates her fans so whoever is defending avril f**** off if.... why would u want to look up to someone who hates your guts ...
*F a l l e n A n g e l* - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
ur song kicks @$$ lol. Avril is suck a poser i hate her!! good choice of song too, i love simple plan!!!!!!!keep up the good work!!! :)
b - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
avirl does not suck . i like you but i like avirl to . she is punk rocker princess.
Lebanese gal - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You guys suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Avril totally rocks! The real poser is Hilary Duff!!!!!!!!
avirl sucks - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
all yall wanna be avrils listen closley do yall really want to look up to someone who hates your guts . shes not a good singer the computer helps her 99% and remember u like her she hates u . she is so fake she has those fake smile and she was such a perky but before she ever became a so called singer
Krystal hates avrils guts - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
all yall wanna be avrils listen closley do yall really want to look up to someone who hates your guts . shes not a good singer the computer helps her 99% and remember u like her she hates u . she is so fake she has those fake smile and she was such a perky butt before she ever became a so called singer . and the ppls that like avril if u like her so much why r yall in this chat room . just to let u know this chat room is for ppl who hate her durrr . laters wanna bes and to all the ppl who hate her good job i love u for that hey who said they hated hilary duff at least she likes her fans
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Could you all, like, y'know... if not admit that Avril's better than, like, most acts out there, at least, like, trash her in adult English? Cumon ppls u no whut Im tawkin bout... I guess, for you, "constructive criticism" is too Complicated.
Air Force Chick - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
hehehe! that was great! she is such a poser, but i like simple plan! owell....see, my definition of punk is myself. it's not all in the clothes but in the attitude...trust me, i'm punk
eric richardson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i suck my dick
brock kelley - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i love rachel hughes tons. shes the best person in the world. Rachels the awsomeist!!!!!
brock kelley - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i love rachel hughes tons. shes the best person in the world. Rachels the awsomeist!!!!!
Rachel & Katie Hughes - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
dear people on this website we got stuck with not good lives. the guys we luv dont luv us back. its sad we know we understand if u have 2 get up and go get a tissue its sad veryvery sad very depresing. rachel luvs brock kelley[8285658][callhimtellhim] katie luvs Jeff anderson[tellhimfindhis#,callhimtellhim]
he he he - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Its rite in some ways but rong in ovas
Rebecca - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Your parody suks ass you pick fucking whore. Go to hell and fuck yourself. I love avrils musik you stupid lesbian. Ass raping whore. No you are wrong, she roks, so go have sex with micheal jackson, watch out or sombody will fuck you up bad.
April - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, first of all, it's like this. One person hates Avril Lavigne, then everybody suddenly does. Just hop on the bandwagon why don't you? Is it because she blonde? Famous? Richer than you'll ever be? Hah. Well, she can just laugh at all the haters anyway, because unlike you trying to pose as her when you sing in the shower, she gets PAID to sing. Get a life and stop hating. It's always like this. One person hates/loves something and then everybody else does. Just stop it. Or maybe I'm just a completely opposite person. Oh, and like somebody else mentioned, if you hate Avril and think she's a poser, don't be listening to simple plan...
not telling - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
avril lavigne rox and dont use sp's word to dis her you suck
Marcella - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
AVRIL SUX 4EVAHHHHHH! POSER! PUNK WANNABE! PUNK - FAKER!
rebel sheep - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
go marcella!!!
Danielle - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Song by Danielle Calder Avril, Avril, who can I turn to? You give me something that I can hold onto I know you think I'm just like the others before Who saw your name and number on the wall Avril, I got your number I need to make you mine Avril don't change your number 467-2819 [467-2819] 467-2819 [467-2819] Avril, Avril, you are the one for me You don't know me but I call your number I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve I tried my imagination but I was disturbed Avril I got your number I need to make you mine Avril, don't change your number 467-2819 [467-2819] 467-2819 [467-2819] I got it, I got it I got your number on the wall For a goodtime call [instrumental Music Period] Avril, don't change your number I need to make you mine Avril, I call your number 467-2819 [467-2819] 467-2819 [467-2819] Avril, don't change your number I need to make you mine Avril, I call your number 467-2819 [467-2819] 467-2819 [467-2819] Avril, Avril, who can I turn to 467-2819 Oh my god, I can always turn to you 467-2819 467-2819 [467-2819] 467-2819 [467-2819] 467-2819 [467-2819]
Danielle Calder - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know why I wrote that song, I don't really like Avril Lavigne, a matter of fact I'm Anti-Avril. so I just felt like writing the song becuse I thought it was funny.
Nicole - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I love the song,, I'm an Anti-Avril Lavigne too, by the way, the other song was based on the song by Tommy Tutone - 867-5309 [Jenny]
Ellipsis - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, wait, I'm the REAL ... ! I did not write the above comment, nor have I even looked at this parody. I have not looked at it because I have no desire to do so whatsoever. To that person: get your own pen name.
someone - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
iee think Hilary duff is WAY worse than avril hilary duff starts s___ with other peepoes like lindsay lohan tOoh
AVRILS #1 FAN - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
AVRIL ROCKS AND IM HER #1 FAN
bunney - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
dont care about the parody but BOTH SIMPLE PLAN AND AVRIL FUCKING SUCK AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU DESERVE TO DIE TWICE
Kill All Posers - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate Avril Lavigne and Rage Against the Machine more than anything else in the world. They are the two biggest poser bands of all time. Being a hypocrite is worse than being an honestly foul person. I'd rather hang out with 100 legitimate assholes than 1 asshole posing as something. If you like them, you are a poser.
dont_hate - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
hey, all you people who are talking about avril, i do agree with you. she is a poser, she did call herself punk and then turn around and say she "was not anything but herself." personally, I have never liked her but I have been following some of her press life. She does diss her fans a lot. And if she is a skateboarder, punk-rocker who can play guitar, then why is her hair bleach blonde all of a sudden? And for all of you avril lovers, don't put people down so harshly. This is a public forum in which you express your opinion about a public figure without being identified or put down for doing it.
mackenzie - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
hey you bitches she is not a dumb singer you are a ass hole
FunnyParody - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Do you also know that Simpleton Plan is also posers? No? You Didn't? Well, too bad... They are
Slipknot-maggot_uzukiSerena - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Avril acts wierd sometimes but isnt my fav singer but she does have some good songs, I like her lyrics. DISS HILARY DUFF, PARIS AND BRITNEY! AND ALL OTHER PARTY $LUTS! Good Charlotte sucks, Simple plan dont really annoy me but i still h8 them. SLIPKNOT ROCKS!
Slipknot-maggot_uzukiSerena - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
besides Avril is hott! and she is a good singer. Just bcuz you dont like her doesnt mean she doesnt play guitar. She's not my favorite guitarist but she is good at playing it. Lisa Marx also rocks! Kittie rocks! OTEP ROCKS! METAL ROCKS! I LOVE real punk! Brody Dalle is my idol! SHAMAYA IS ALSO MY IDOL! SHAMAYA IS THE BEST FEMALE METAL SINGER!
Slipknot-maggot_uzukiSerena - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
besides Avril is hott! and she is a good singer. AVRIL IS NOT RIPPING OFF AMY LEE! (Yes, this girI also rocks but Evanescence sint exactly my fav band.. Lacuna Coil and Nightwish are better) Avril's and Amy's style of dressing is different, they bot wear skirts, black shoes, corsets and stuff but that doesnt mean they are copying each other! Avril is just being herself and so is Amy. DONT TELL PPL WHAT TO LISTEN TO! Someone up there said that they feel sorry for sp bcuz an Avril fan loves them, ANYONE CAN LISTEN TO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO A.SSH0LE! Simple plan and all those pop/rock bands are not punk. Just bcuz you dont like her doesnt mean she doesnt play guitar. She's not my favorite guitarist but she is good at playing it. Lisa Marx also rocks! KITTIE ROCKS! OTEP ROCKS! METAL ROCKS! I LOVE real punk! Brody Dalle is my idol! SHAMAYA IS ALSO MY IDOL! SHAMAYA IS THE BEST FEMALE METAL SINGER! P.S.) Hilary Duff doesnt even like her fans.. she said that they are disgusting little tw.ats. I HEARD ALL ABOUT IT! its true. Avril does love her fans! http://groups.msn.com/AvrilRoxHilaryDoesnt Theres for the Avril lovers who want Hilary to die! Even though im not much of an Avril fan but I joined.
kim - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude I think Avril is cool and she rocks so if you hate her teel her in her face
Insane Steve - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though I like Avril Lavigne, I LUV THAT SONG!!!! I agree that she's a punk-faker n all, but I like her pop melodies :) lol
kelly fish - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i think that avril lavigne is wkd and all that u dnt like her are sad cos she aint done nothin to any of u and who was pathetic enough to make a website about hating her so much thats sooooo stupid!
Is it "Too Much To Ask"?! - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Is it "Too Much to Ask" to leave Avril Lavigne alone? OMG, this is evil! This song sucks!
Insane Steve - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
kelly fish and Is it "Too Much To Ask"?!.......i like Avril Lavigne too, but that shouldnt stop you frum likin this song! Yeesh! Let us have our fun!!!!!!
sarah - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
avril-stupid poser. i like this song
me - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
YOU ARE ALL STUPID!!! CAUSE YOU ARE PELEARING JUST ABOUT ONE GIRL! GO OUT A GET A LIFE! (I dont like Avril Lavigne anyway :P)
Ashley - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Avril is the biggest Poser ever! I hate her!She tried to act all punk like 2 years ago now you go and search for here music and its listed under pop wtf is that about ewww! My advice to Avril is if she wants to be all punk then maybe she should listen to the sex pistols or something. Anyway she's a stupid POSER!
AVRIL SUX HIL ROXS - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't see how anyone can hate hilary duff!! I mean i HATE AVRIL!!! i even wrote my own song about it!!! Punk is so... poopy!! i mean not very many people enjoy it.! and hilary duff is sooooo pretty and avril is so u-g-l-y!! HERE IS A GGRREEAATT NAME FOR AVRIL..........: ADVIL LASANGA!!!!
Amber - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah! i hate avril also i mean c'mon b4 she even started to sing punk rock or "tried" to anywayz she sang counrty!!!! now what the hell she is a complete poser and she shall die!!!!!this song is great btw! "POSERS WILL DIE AND THEIR WOMEN WILL CRY, WHEN THE DEATH METAL DEMONS RISE"!!! \,,/ \,,/ Rock on!!!!
Stiv - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What does being from Brazil have to do with anything? She's Canadian, I'm suprised you don't adore her.
relient k chick - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
"avril sux hil roxs", you sound like a total prep. YOU need to take an advil!! and simple plan is a bunch of whiny jerks who are just plain b****y!
carmella - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
avril sounds really bad without all that computer stuff
DOMINIQUE - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG THIS IS THE AWESOMIST PARODY EVER!! CLAP CLAP CLAP
I HATE KATIE L-OSER - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I HATE U BITCH N HILARY DUFF!!!
Tim Hall - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Most of the people who commented on this song need serious therapy.
avril lavigne lover - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
stop this thing.. she rox... if u tell avril sux u sux most...
avril fan - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
**** off all and lets speak in her offical web u r realy tooooooo ******* ******** and im realy too angery
The Honest Truth - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Look, i don't hate anyone and i'm not one to judge Avril but she used to be original and had a certain attitude about her but now she's just left that behind and has just become like a million other singers. She sings now about pointless subjects and sings lyrics that make no sense at all and have no emotion in them. I just think that her new album has none of the old Avril in it that we used to know and she mainly get's comments about how "hot" she is rather than her actualy talents.
Jade - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
f*** OFF HATERS avril rocks her song has all feling you can relate to her songs and THE MORE PEOPLE WHO HATE HER THE BETTER BECOUSE HER FAN ARE COOL AND STRONG PEOPLE MEANT FOR THIS WORLD AND HAVE GOOD TAST AVRIL BELIVES IN THAT YOUR KILLING TIME EVERY SECOUND IN YOUR LIFE AND IT GOES BYE FAST SO LEAVE WELL AND LAUGH HARD

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