-> "Kosovo"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kosovo"
Parody Written by:
Tavish Hill
The Lyrics
Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Kosovo...
On the Aegean Sea
Lies the U.S. military
That's where all the young men go when they get the call
Bodies in the sand
People getting kicked off their land
We'll be fallin to the ground by the gun of a Serbian man
Down in Kosovo
Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo
We wear gas masks down in Sarajevo
That's where the grenades will blow
Way down in Kosovo
If only we could see
Bob Hope and Ben Verine
Entertaining us all with a U.S.O. show
All thru the night
Targets lit with laser light
And as soon as the planes fly by
None of us will survive
We're bombin Kosovo
Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo
If we lose our masks, we will die really slow
That's why I wish I didn't go
Down to Kosovo
Nobody want to go, to this place called Kosovo
They would rather sit at home and hear from Tom Brokaw
The news from Kosovo
Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo
If we get there fast, we will die very slow
I wish I didn't go
Way down to Kosovo
Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo
If we walk too fast, all the landmines will blow
Next time I'm gonna go
Vacation in Chicago
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