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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop - Version That Makes A Little More Sense Than The Actual Lyrics."

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop - Version That Makes A Little More Sense Than The Actual Lyrics."

Parody Written by:

The Lost Dude

The Lyrics

Just have a look.
Can't stop the east coast from eroding
Die Hard - the toilets are exploding
Choose not the biscuit by the fire
If you're 'fraid of heights you don't go higher

I love to eat with Puerto Ricans
Were you the last of the Mohicans?
Enjoy the lava when it's freezing
My prozac is only for when breezing

They don't make sense but they rhyme dead good
I usually prefer some headwood
Fifa 96 on the Megadrive
Life support we used to keep Meg alive

I open doors and then I slam them
'Scuze me, but who is Gary Ramsden?
Could you do whatever you are able?
Jesus Christ he was born in a stable,

The cable guy
The things I fry
3.14
is around pi
Ever wonder who came up with this?

Some dude is fat
Hulk wears a hat
And I won't stop
Won't stop at that
Come and tell me if you... need a p#ss.

"Gorilla"'s in the dictionary
Godzilla's big and fat and hairy
Can't stop the random sentence nonsence
What's the third greatest offense? Defense!

Cappy P and, of course, Cappy J
Not forgetting C or T or A
They all eat custard in the mornings
Have a ball and bluntslide the awnings

I have a rabbit, he's called Ruppet
He doesn't like to watch the Muppets
The Simpsons, I think it is brilliant
Michael Heseltine watches the silly 'uns

Mary, Mary, you're so contrary
Why is this song extraordinary?
Mona the Vampire, think we all watch,
Incognito, with or without Pat Crotch.

The cable guy
The things I fry
3.14
is around pi
Ever wonder who came up with this?

Some dude is fat
Hulk wears a hat
And I won't stop
Won't stop at that
Come and tell me if you... need a p#ss.

Wait a minute, no, five, no, three, no, two...
Smells like poo.
Far more sockets than healthy in Timbuctoo...
Whoopeedoo.
Ten more reasons, no, five, no, three, no, two...
Just go to...
Farms for shockingly arrogant points of view.
Dan's a Jew.

Can't stop the indistinguishable,
Give a hand to please every cannibal,
Hot Topic - is Mo Mowlan an animal?
And what could make this understandable?

Antidisestablismentarianism
Don't quite fit, but quit your Blairianism
Give it up before you need psychology,
I can speak Micra - see, Simpology.

She enjoys Dan Castellanetta,
I couldn't do very much better,
Blinky, he is the most famous eye,
Give it to foxes, they eat alveoli.

We need something bit more repetitive.
We need something bit more repetitive.
We need something bit more repetitive.
We need something bit - bit more repetitive.

Kick up and give it to the Francais
Je ne comprende pas mais j'aime danser
Red hot but cool and blue and mallow
Chili peppers but we're not so shallow

Hades is going out with Cupid.
I love the lyrics when they're stupid.
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Klarissa - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This is my favourite verse: "Gorilla"'s in the dictionary Godzilla's big and fat and hairy Can't stop the random sentence nonsence What's the third greatest offense? Defense! Nice job; very random. (But, is Godzilla hairy? I thought he was scaley.)
The Lost Dude - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliment to my first parody song (I'm only 12), I am a huge RhCp fan and I have included some cameos in the song. For one, me and my friend Joe say that the greatest offense is Our Fence, then Offense, then Defense. Blinky the eye is a character who has starred in many of mine and Joe's crazy stories. In the Die Hard movie series, a toilet has a bomb in it, hence the second line. Me and my friend Snape are always on about long words like indistinguishable and antidisestablishmentarianism. Cappy P and his friends are Captain Periwinkle and his long lost cousins/brothers, Captain Jeriwinkle, Captain Ceriwinkle etc. I will soon make other parodies, knowing that this one was so appreciated... but who gave me a score of 1,1,1? Speak up! I like how well this part fits... Wait a minute, no, five, no, three, no, two... Smells like poo. Far more sockets than healthy in Timbuctoo... Whoopeedoo. Ten more reasons, no, five, no, three, no, two... Just go to... Farms for shockingly arrogant points of view. Dan's a Jew. Thanks again.
mbox20 - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This is awesome, man!! It makes no sense whatsoever!! I especially like the part about pi (3.14) you included cuz pi is the single most awesome number! Anthony Kiedis should have you write his songs for him cuz this is awesome!
The Lost Dude - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Y'know, I love you man! Thanks for the compliment there. Please send more to my email address thelostdude@hotmail.com I could write songs but I cannot write music the way they do.
Cheezmeister - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this is definitely insanity's bible. sorry i didn't find it sooner! Godzilla is kinda scaley, but maybe he tried some Avacor..... yes, pi is a cool #. excellent parody, lost dude.
Paul Robinson - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Lost Dude - This was really a fun read! 5-5-5 - I like the 'Peppers entire "By The Way" album and "Can't Stop" is definitely a great sounding song that SORT of makes sense in SORT of a "State of MInd" way where perhaps you are filtering OUT all logic and just Experiencing things. Hmmm...or maybe not? Who knows? I do know if you get too serious about disregarding logic you can end up as road kill on many types of highways, byways, and streets. Anyway, this was a great job, especially for your first post here. I've used a few songs off this album for parodies if you care to take a look ("By The Way", "This Is The Place" & "Throw Away Your Television").
The Lost Dude - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, I'll look. Please check out any of my other parodies and rate them highly, I'll do the same to yours. By The Way is the best album of the millennium yet. No doubt.

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