-> "Can't Stop - Version That Makes A Little More Sense Than The Actual Lyrics."
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stop - Version That Makes A Little More Sense Than The Actual Lyrics."
Parody Written by:
The Lost Dude
The Lyrics
Can't stop the east coast from eroding
Die Hard - the toilets are exploding
Choose not the biscuit by the fire
If you're 'fraid of heights you don't go higher
I love to eat with Puerto Ricans
Were you the last of the Mohicans?
Enjoy the lava when it's freezing
My prozac is only for when breezing
They don't make sense but they rhyme dead good
I usually prefer some headwood
Fifa 96 on the Megadrive
Life support we used to keep Meg alive
I open doors and then I slam them
'Scuze me, but who is Gary Ramsden?
Could you do whatever you are able?
Jesus Christ he was born in a stable,
The cable guy
The things I fry
3.14
is around pi
Ever wonder who came up with this?
Some dude is fat
Hulk wears a hat
And I won't stop
Won't stop at that
Come and tell me if you... need a p#ss.
"Gorilla"'s in the dictionary
Godzilla's big and fat and hairy
Can't stop the random sentence nonsence
What's the third greatest offense? Defense!
Cappy P and, of course, Cappy J
Not forgetting C or T or A
They all eat custard in the mornings
Have a ball and bluntslide the awnings
I have a rabbit, he's called Ruppet
He doesn't like to watch the Muppets
The Simpsons, I think it is brilliant
Michael Heseltine watches the silly 'uns
Mary, Mary, you're so contrary
Why is this song extraordinary?
Mona the Vampire, think we all watch,
Incognito, with or without Pat Crotch.
The cable guy
The things I fry
3.14
is around pi
Ever wonder who came up with this?
Some dude is fat
Hulk wears a hat
And I won't stop
Won't stop at that
Come and tell me if you... need a p#ss.
Wait a minute, no, five, no, three, no, two...
Smells like poo.
Far more sockets than healthy in Timbuctoo...
Whoopeedoo.
Ten more reasons, no, five, no, three, no, two...
Just go to...
Farms for shockingly arrogant points of view.
Dan's a Jew.
Can't stop the indistinguishable,
Give a hand to please every cannibal,
Hot Topic - is Mo Mowlan an animal?
And what could make this understandable?
Antidisestablismentarianism
Don't quite fit, but quit your Blairianism
Give it up before you need psychology,
I can speak Micra - see, Simpology.
She enjoys Dan Castellanetta,
I couldn't do very much better,
Blinky, he is the most famous eye,
Give it to foxes, they eat alveoli.
We need something bit more repetitive.
We need something bit more repetitive.
We need something bit more repetitive.
We need something bit - bit more repetitive.
Kick up and give it to the Francais
Je ne comprende pas mais j'aime danser
Red hot but cool and blue and mallow
Chili peppers but we're not so shallow
Hades is going out with Cupid.
I love the lyrics when they're stupid.
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