-> "House Call"
Original Song Title:
"Intuition"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"House Call"
The Lyrics
You're just a little broke
All your high tech stuff is a joke
Radiator's on the fritz
All your power's in two outlets
But there's a guy who feels your loss
He'll aid you; that's his job
If your TV set catches fire
He'll replace all the wires
He'll repair your ceiling fan
'Cause he's a licensed handyman
You gotta call your electrician
He can help you if your fridge is busted
He'll fix your bind like a magician
He's easy to find, just check your yellow pages
He'll look around through your VCR
Then he'll get tools from his car
Nothing that this guy can't do
Knows your house better than you
Fixtures useless? Let him know
He'll know where the new ones go
Might as well call your electrician
Ask him for a weekly house inspection
He's better than the competition
He's wearing all tan, and looks just under eighty
Your own home is like a personal hell
Be this guy's clientele
You've got something that you're wanting to fix
He does that just for kicks
After he wires your front yard
He'll take Visa or MasterCard (uh uh uh)
You better call your electrician
He'll work on your oven's resurrection
He'll rummage through your air-condition
Your microwave, too; for him, it's all just gravy
Gotta ring up that guy, your electrician
He'll clear up that computer infection
You know that he's a trained technician
He's got a lot of batteries from D to triple A, yeah
Go on and call your electrician
He will take your case without rejection
He can rewire your safety system
He's ready for hire, there's no "if's", "but's" or "maybes"
You oughtta call your electrician
Pending your phone's nearing disconnection
He's quite a guy, he's on a mission
To electrify your domicile like crazy
You gotta call your electrician
He will lead you in the right direction
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