Welcome to my bar.
There's no soda pop.
'Cause even while we sleep....
We will find you :
dreaming of a Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Miller High Life and Budweiser
Now all my buddies want to brew their own.

Try my homemade wine.
It's 100 proof.
Drink until you're blind.
Drink until you......stumble & stagger, all 'cross the room, then...
flop in your bed and sleep 'till noon, 'cause:
All my buddies want to brew their...

There was one a liquor name ab-sinth.
It was sooooo great, it made ya hallucinate.
When I say it was great, I mean it was........:
Sooooo good you could hardly stand it,
It's too bad they had to ban it.
Now all my buddies want to brew their own.

Non-alcholic drinks can't compare, with,
beer you can even wash your hair,
now all my buddies want to brew their own.

Say it's a vice if you want to,
just keep your mitts off my cold brew!
Now all my buddies want to brew their own.

Everyone needs something to believe is what I always hear,
So, I believe I'll have another beer,
now, all my buddies want to brew their own.