-> "Burger King (A Fat Man's Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Burger King (A Fat Man's Song)"
The Lyrics
I know a guy who owns a Burger King
Gives me free burgers everyday
I go there all the time and eat everything
Now I'm worried 'bout how much that I weigh
I am so fat I could get a heart attack
(ack-ack-ack-ack-ack)
I outta stop eating
At least I'm not eating a Big Mac
Whoppers are just a bit less fatty
It seems like a waste of life, that's
Not what it should be about
But man, I just don't care 'cause I love Burger King
Oh, Burger King!
And while are those burgers are fun to eat
At night I get some major heartburn
I am now so very fat, I look down and can't see my feet
Boy does that sure make my stomach churn
And now my teeth are absolutely filled with plaque
(ack-ack-ack-ack-ack)
I outta stop eating
Maybe I'll just have a little snack
Something that small couldn't really hurt
It seems like a waste of life, that's
Not what it should be about
But man, I just don't care 'cause I love Burger King
Oh, Burger King!
I am even more handicapped than the blind
(blind-blind-blind-blind-blind)
I outta stop eating
Maybe just a couple more pork rinds
There's much better uses for money
It seems like a waste of life, that's
Not what it should be about
But man, I just don't care 'cause I love Burger King
Oh, Burger King!
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