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Song Parodies -> "Burger King (A Fat Man's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Burger King (A Fat Man's Song)"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

Let's see, this is number 9 of 11 in my Billy Joel- Fast Food related parodies. Only 2 more! As usual, I don't mean to offend anyone, this is simply for humor's sake. Oh, and since I also refer to blind people in this song: If you're blind and you're reading this, I'm sorry. ;-)
I know a guy who owns a Burger King
Gives me free burgers everyday
I go there all the time and eat everything
Now I'm worried 'bout how much that I weigh
I am so fat I could get a heart attack
(ack-ack-ack-ack-ack)
I outta stop eating
At least I'm not eating a Big Mac
Whoppers are just a bit less fatty

It seems like a waste of life, that's
Not what it should be about
But man, I just don't care 'cause I love Burger King
Oh, Burger King!

And while are those burgers are fun to eat
At night I get some major heartburn
I am now so very fat, I look down and can't see my feet
Boy does that sure make my stomach churn
And now my teeth are absolutely filled with plaque
(ack-ack-ack-ack-ack)
I outta stop eating
Maybe I'll just have a little snack
Something that small couldn't really hurt

It seems like a waste of life, that's
Not what it should be about
But man, I just don't care 'cause I love Burger King
Oh, Burger King!

I am even more handicapped than the blind
(blind-blind-blind-blind-blind)
I outta stop eating
Maybe just a couple more pork rinds
There's much better uses for money

It seems like a waste of life, that's
Not what it should be about
But man, I just don't care 'cause I love Burger King
Oh, Burger King!

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Feeling Praiseful - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it was the best thing for you to do a Parody Album. It really helped you evolve as a parody artist, and you can really tell the difference between your old parodies and your new stuff, especially in the pacing, which has pretty much been perfect every time. Keep writing songs!
lebeiw15 - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I had some trouble with the pacing on this one. Otherwise, it was a good song and a nice complement to the rest of the album.
Ray Charles - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it.
who? - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
You have an album? I liked this one.
corina - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i really wanna hear your parodies!! where can i listen to them?

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