I never meant to give you pixie sticks
The sugar high is going to make you sick
Now you're busy swinging from the ceiling
And now it's my fault (My fault)

I went and baby-sat for Jon and Pat
And met their three new cats and saw their new placemats
A little boy then came out to play and teared up
With a sad face when his folks went out on a date
Jason a cute little six year old with red hair blazin'
The little boy that I'd soon be chasing
Told me he was going to back to screamin' again
I said wait first have some of this candy, my friend
Its better then screamin' and cryin' and bein' a brat
Come here lets go sit down
Show me your cat (His name is Fluffy)
That's nice. How old are you? Six? (I don't trust you)
That's OK, munch on these pixie sticks
These will help you see that I'll be your friend
Watchin' television, DVDs, and or watch TNN
(OK, I guess I'll take them, can't let 'em go to waste)
Whoa! Wait! I didn't mean for you to eat the whole case! (Wuhhh?)

Chorus (2x)

Yo Jason (I can do a backflip! Let me show you!)
Oh shoot he's tweaking (I'm gonna try two!)
I wasn't trying to turn this into something deadly
I just wanted to show you that I can act friendly
Jason, stop playing! I won't race ya!
With all that sugar in you
Jeff Gordon couldn't pace ya
I see you bouncing with your sneakers on your dad's couch
That's not acceptable! I think you need a time out!
He said, "Catch me! We're gonna play hide and seek first!"
I said, Man, you're too quick
Why don't we have a seat first?
Would you come down? You are starting to scare me
He said, "I'm only six years old! I'm like Jim Carrey!
I make this crazy face that I saw in a book!"
I'm down here, Jason
Quit swinging on the fan, look
We need to get to calm down
Before it is too late
Cause I never seen one eat as many pixie sticks as you ate

Chorus (2x)

Jason! Where you going? You better be careful!
"Leave me alone, man, or I'll give you a purple nurple!"
You're acting bad
This behavior can't be fun
Want some gum?
Put down the scissors before you do something dumb
I will be right back just chill Jason please?
I'm gonna call my mom, she's the one who gave me these (dials the phone)
Come on! Where's mom? I need her right now
"I'm not home right now
Leave a message. I know you know how!" (beeeep)
Mom, pick up the phone!
I'm stuck here all alone
There's a boy upstairs wrecking his home
Shavin' the hair off
Of the three cats in here! This ain't great!
How long do these sticks take to wear off? (she picks up)
"Well it depends on how may he's licked."
I had one he had the other 23 sticks
Now she is upstairs swinging at some golf balls
Making stuff fall
"He is going nuts, son!"
I know and it's my fault!
"My god!"

Chorus (2x)

Oh man, I'm so sorry
I am so sorry
Jason please come down
What are you doing?