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Song Parodies -> "Stifler's Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Stifler's Mom"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

This spoof references the movie "American Pie".
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on

Stifler can be the meanest
Punk in schoo-o-o-ool (punk in school)
He can make me look
Like a foo-o-o-ool (just like a fool)
Is your mom downstairs
For the prom party (prom party)
Is she there?
And is she waiting with some scotch for me? (scotch for me)

You know I'm not the nerdy boy
That I used to be
I'm all grown up
And all the boys can see

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Stifler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong, but
I'm in love with Stifler's mom

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on

Stifler do you remember
When you pulled that trick (pulled that trick)
Laxatives in
My coffee made me si-i-i-ick (made me sick)
I could tell you disliked me
From the way you glared (way you glared)
And the way you said
"You must be mentally impaired" (brain's impaired)

And I know that you think I'm just a stupid twit
But it's like that "young man meets
Old woman" film "The Graduate"...

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Stifler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong, but
I'm in love with Stifler's mom

Stifler's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it goin' on)
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Stifler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with-

Stifler's mom, aaaaah, aaaaah
I'm in love with-
Stifler's mom, aaaaah, aaaaah
Wait a minute
Stifler can't you see, you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Stifler's mom

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Spaff.com - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This is such a natural fit that you'd almost think Fountains of Wayne wrote "Stacy's Mom" (already a funny song) with American Pie on the brain. Nice move, Jeremy. You did so well with the verses that I would have liked to see what more you could do with the choruses (beyond just changing Stacy to Stifler). Everyone: Go out right this second and buy Fountains of Wayne's "Utopia Parkway" or their new CD "Welcome Interstate Managers." You will not regret it.
neminem - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
One word: nice. Yes, I have to agree that this is a natural fit, but sometimes those are the funniest ideas.
John Leon Kitmin - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I hate the song Stacey's mom, but Stifler's mom is a great song, Keep It Up
S.T.G. - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Dangit!!! And I thought I had an original, well back to the drawing board.
jown - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
wow this is like one of the only songs that is paced perfectly. and ive always thought that thas where Fountains of Wayne got the idea for this song from. and it looks like you know your movies. great job
loxim - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
these parody's would be way better if they were actually sang, to the beat of course!!!
Musikitamanga - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha, love it! I've been a Fountains of Wayne fan for a while, and through a friend's suggestion watched American Pie recently... and I kinda had the impression that the song could've been based on this! Anyway, keep up the good work, thats great!

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