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Song Parodies -> "Poser Parody"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8tr Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Parody"

Parody Written by:

Rikki

The Lyrics

She dressed like a boy
And not like a girl
Can she make it anymore obvious?
She thought she was punk
But she was just gay
Dear God, please go away.
Dropped out of school
Her hair straight with gel
It's not her music that really sells.
Cuz all of her songs
Bout all of her woes
Just doesn't match up with all of her clothes.

She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Pop isn't cool enough to her.
She has a freakish face
Makeup takes up all the space
She needs to get off of this earth.

She's big right now
But she'll be alone
Fans will be sick of hearing her moan.
I broke her CD
And guess who I see
Avril is singing on MTV
She says that it's rock
But I know it blows
And I'll laugh when
Nobody sees her shows
I look in disgust
My face has a frown
Hearing the voice with that awful sound.

She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Pop isn't cool enough for her.
She thinks she's a superstar
She can't play her own guitar
Do you hear just what she's worth?

She's just a poser girl.
The kind that makes you go hurl.
Pop isn't cool enough for her.
She thinks she's a superstar.
She can't play her own guitar.
Do you hear just what she's worth?

Sorry girl but you dropped out
That's what life is all about
This is how it all will end.
If you're going to pretend.
Maybe someday you will see
Being famous isn't free.
All your pictures with your ties.
I can see you're full of lies.

She thinks like a boy
Though she is a girl
Can she make it anymore obvious?
She thinks she's unique.
Haven't you heard?
That she's no different than a nerd.

She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Telling herself that she is cool.
Got out at age 17
The freak named Avril Lavigne
This girl is nothing but a fool.

She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Telling herself that she is cool.
Got out at age 17
The freak named Avril Lavigne
This girl is nothing but a fool.

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ms. antipop - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
KICK-ASS!!!!! You summed up my feelings about Avril perfectly!
ME ME ME - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE>.man how do u do it???? Avril shud GO TA HELLLL>>>>>> HAHAHHAHA
Morgan - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
* * * * * HILARIOUS!!! You rock! * * * * *
Death - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
very nice, may have slightly over done some of it, but when it's avril you can't make fun of her enough
Pincksnowflakes - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny funny! listining to that song just makes my world start spinning again. now I know that i'm not alone in this world. Thanx. :..-) I feel sooo much better!
Lee Skye - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, kid. *thumbs up*

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