-> "The Game of Golf"
Original Song Title:
"The Game of Love"
Parody Song Title:
"The Game of Golf"
The Lyrics
Tell me
Why can't I get a birdie?
One hit,
And CRACK it bounces off a tree
So please tell me why
Can't I get a lower score?
I've really been tryin'
But my total adds up to ninety-four
It just takes a couple crappy hits
A couple lousy whacks
I started with a drive
That bounced off a cat (ROWWWR!)
I smashed a ball in half
I've got some awful aim
I'm tell you my friend
It's all in the game of golf
I got a twelve on hole number three
Thing is, the par was four unfortunately
So please help me try
And get me out of this stupid rough
Just look at this lie
I'm quittin' for the day, 'cause I've had enough
It just takes a couple crappy hits
A couple lousy whacks
I started with a drive
That bounced off a cat (ROWWWR!)
I smashed a ball in half
I've got some awful aim
I'm tell you my friend
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
I'm hitting
So poorly
I'm aiming
For the trees
All my tees
Keep breaking
Can't you see?
(Wanna make a par)
So please tell me why
Can't I get a lower score?
'Cause right now I'm playing
So very poor on this golfing course
It just takes a couple crappy hits
A couple lousy whacks
I started with a drive
That bounced off a cat (ROWWWR!)
I smashed a ball in half
I've got some awful aim
I'm tell you my friend
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
Let's play the game of golf
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