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Song Parodies -> "The Game of Golf"

Original Song Title:

"The Game of Love"

Parody Song Title:

"The Game of Golf"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

People say golf is such a "calm" sport. Ha! I can throw my club farther than I can hit the ball!
Tell me
Why can't I get a birdie?
One hit,
And CRACK it bounces off a tree
So please tell me why
Can't I get a lower score?
I've really been tryin'
But my total adds up to ninety-four

It just takes a couple crappy hits
A couple lousy whacks
I started with a drive
That bounced off a cat (ROWWWR!)
I smashed a ball in half
I've got some awful aim
I'm tell you my friend
It's all in the game of golf

I got a twelve on hole number three
Thing is, the par was four unfortunately
So please help me try
And get me out of this stupid rough
Just look at this lie
I'm quittin' for the day, 'cause I've had enough

It just takes a couple crappy hits
A couple lousy whacks
I started with a drive
That bounced off a cat (ROWWWR!)
I smashed a ball in half
I've got some awful aim
I'm tell you my friend
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf

I'm hitting
So poorly
I'm aiming
For the trees
All my tees
Keep breaking
Can't you see?

(Wanna make a par)

So please tell me why
Can't I get a lower score?
'Cause right now I'm playing
So very poor on this golfing course

It just takes a couple crappy hits
A couple lousy whacks
I started with a drive
That bounced off a cat (ROWWWR!)
I smashed a ball in half
I've got some awful aim
I'm tell you my friend
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
It's all in the game of golf
Let's play the game of golf
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Guy DiRito - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like you and I both had golf on our minds today. Great number. If this were a real match, you'd get a 'Fore!' Well paced, funny and it's golf. 5's.
Billy Florio - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent job, its kind of like what I say: If my bowling score and my golf score were reversed, I'd be a pro at each!
Guy DiRito - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
You told me that on my "Laneside" parody several weeks ago. Why don't you try a driver at the bowling alley and see what happens?
lebeiw15 - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
The thought of hitting a bowling ball with a golf club makes me cringe... I can just hear it snap right now... (actually, my driver's already broken, so I have to tee off with a 3 or 5-wood... ya know, it's all in the Game of Golf...)
Billy Florio - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I repeat myself quite a bit lol
Karen Stafford - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable and original. Is there anyplace you can download your lyrcs?

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