-> "It Tastes Like Goo"
Original Song Title:
"The Ghost in You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It Tastes Like Goo"
The Lyrics
A pan of your stew's served tonight
I'm gagging while I take a bite
'Cus eating all your food
It will kill me someday
I must just refrain
And shove shove shove it off the table away
Your cooking is slime - proves it's never right
It tastes like goo, ev'ry bite
Your cooking is slime - now we're gonna fight
The plaice is off, it's underfried
Of salmonell' I'm terrified
Why is this food all blue?
And just oozing away?
Eclairs go down like glue
And cloves cloves cloves won't improve it no way
Your cooking is slime - proves it's never right
It tastes like goo, ev'ry bite
Your cooking is slime - now we're gonna fight
Don't you know I take offense
Just when you add that extra mint
And pour in juice of lime
Please give it away
Pour it down the drain
Re-move, move, move, it out of our milky way
Your cooking is slime - proves it's never right
It tastes like goo, ev'ry bite
Your cooking is slime - now we're gonna fight
It tastes like goo, ev'ry bite
(repeat and fade)
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