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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Knockin' Up My Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Knockin' Up My Mom"

Parody Written by:

Mikerz

The Lyrics

Don't grab my mom's ass
Don't grab my mom's ass

Late at night
Always dropping by
Know the reason why
Mom and I, we share the same guy
Can't you see
She's over the hill
Totally lacks skills
When in comparison to me
I can't stand the thought of you two
Sleeping together and that's
That's just revolting

Don't go knockin' up my mom
You're with me and that's just wrong
Say you dig her maturity now
But I can't deal with that
You better get out of her sack
Don't go knockin' up my mom

You told me
You liked her cookies
You would help her clean
But now I know entirely
The whole truth
Cherries and whip cream
As I sweetly dream
Excuse me while I throw up
I can't stand the thought of you two
Sleeping together and that's
That's just revolting

Don't go knockin' up my mom
You're with me and that's just wrong
Say you dig her maturity now
But I can't deal with that
You better get out of her sack
Don't go knockin' up my mom
You're with me and that's just wrong
Say you dig her maturity now
But I can't deal with that
You better get out of her sack

Don't grab my mom's ass
Don't grab my mom's ass
Don't grab my mom's ass

Just for payback
I've been sleeping with your dad

Don't go knockin' up my mom
You're with me and that's just wrong
And now I can't deal with that
You better get out of her sack

Don't go knockin' up my mom
You're with me and that's just wrong
Say you dig her maturity now
But I can't deal with that
You better get out of her sack
Don't go knockin' up my mom

Don't go knockin' up my mom
You're with me and that's just wrong
Say you dig her maturity now
But I can't deal with that
You better get out of her sack
Don't go knockin' up my mom

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Britney Spears - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Why did ya butcher my song??? But you did a great job with it. Straight 5's!
Lemmy - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Britney Spears and you shouldn't do a Britney parody about making yer mom pregnant. But I gave it straight 5's!
Mikerz - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks y'all!

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