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Song Parodies -> "Date Weighs a Heap"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Date Weighs a Heap"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

Thought I'd found my soul mate
Yes, he sounded cute
Thought we'd try a real date
See if we'd compute

Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap


Picking scabs and flicking
Snorting like a swine
Man, it's just not clicking
Love is not this blind


Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap

Date weighs a heap
And Uh-uh-uh-uh-ugly
Date weighs a heap
With missin' teeth and greasy hair

Nobody's this lonely
Smells atrocious... phew!
Hope he doesn't touch me
Just might have to spew

Oh...oh, oh....
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap

Date weighs a heap
And uh-uh-uh-uh-ugly
Date weighs a heap
With missin' teeth and greasy hair

Wicked case of acne
Oozing as we dined
Now he's comin' at me
Picking his behind

Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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Billy Florio - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job
Guy DiRito - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Very nice and funny! 5+5+5!
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
A big FAT five.
Melhi - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy, Guy, Michael and Wild Man!
Claude Prez - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
It's hard to pick a favorite line, but I think I'll go with "Love is not this blind" Superb job
Melhi - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude. :) Since I'm going to be AFK for a few days, I'd like to add a thanks in advance to anyone else who might stop in for a read and rate while I'm away. (I don't know what I'll do without new parodies to read and rate, every morning, for a few days! I'm really enjoying the heck outta this place. :) )
Phil Alexander - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
"Homely? Ugly!" - very good... damn near perfect match in pacing and phrasing. :-)
John Jenkins - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever!
Spaff.com - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Five boogers.
Pat - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd go home before I hurled! (at him)
Rick D - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Very well done. Wish I'd written this.
Melhi - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Rick!
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Melhi Parody
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious title! Excellent song, and it was a while ago, but been there, done that =) (the date, not the song)
Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! (Sorry to bring back that memory!!)
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
This was great, Melhi! Very humorous!
Melhi - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva!
David Chrenko - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
But other than that, how'd the date go? Very funny stuff, Melhi - I look forward to your return.
Leah Lockhart - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm SO glad someone wrote a comment recently or I would have never seen this one. AWESOME Melhi! When can we expect some more? ;-)
Melhi - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks David and Leah. Glad you enjoyed this one! I'm still barely here, just stretched a little too thin in RL. I am snagging as many free moments as I can to keep up with new parodies & comments and such, though (probably more than I should, but these quick breaks are just the ticket, sometimes.) Hopefully, it'll let up a little after the holidays. (It would be nice if it'd let up a little before them so I could get ready for them.) Thanks again!
Paul Robinson - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi, Finally got over to your author page, can see there's a lot of stuff there for me to check out (seem to know a goodly number of the original songs). Gonna try and do a few at a time of yours and also some other folks, too. This particular parody appears to be a mirror of the "Energizer Bunny", it keep receiving, receiving, receiving notice every couple months and deservedly so. Great job, funny plenty, 5-5-5. How could someone have "two'd" this one across?
Melhi - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul! Yeah, I've got a couple the Energizer Bunny seems to keep nibbling at. I guess the real song is just so well known and loved that it gets searched for, quite a bit or something. (?)

The twos -- when I got them, I thought to myself, "Well, I guess the ones guy still has his teeth." ;D That's really good news, because I know, from his hitting another of mine, that he's also a vampire. Can you imagine what that would be like? None of the cool vampires would want to be caught undead with him and he'd have a crowd of 14 year old awkward boys following him around, all the time, contantly begging him to gum them so they'll look like studs at school.
pre-wipe tally - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing - 22 fives, 1 two
Funny - 20 fives, 2 fours, 1 two
Overall - 21 fives, 1 four, 1 one
silver power - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
you know why i didn't capitalize anything in my name? because i am not worthy of your greatness!
Melhi - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Silver Power - LOL! Thanks.
Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Already commented...gross one...:D
Melhi - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio. :)
Charlie Decker - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Lots of great lines in there...I love "Thought we'd try a real date/ See if we'd compute..." Great job!
Melhi - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Charlie!
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Love is blind...
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) And I bet the dating service described him as a real catch.
Melhi - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee and Rex!
Saider E. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) its not what outside its whats inside. You just have to look pass the snot, smell and booty picking.
Melhi - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think that's possible, Saider, that would require a closer examination and the fumes would have my eyes watering too much to see at all! ;)
Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) See above comments. I read it again and it still makes me chuckle. Restoring previous vote.
Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy!
Johnny D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Heavy, indeed!
Melhi - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a ton, Johnny! :)
Stuart McArthur - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) imagery so vivid I feel like taking a shower - that's when you're better off being a literal blind date
Melhi - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu, (or maybe I should say, "Sorry Stu"? :D)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahh yes, not all of you are as lucky as Emi in finding the perfect man via the internet. Great parody, nonetheless!
Melhi - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
That's true Luke, and it's also why we're all insanely jealous of Emi. :) (Actually, in RL, I am -- I first "met" my hubby online almost 10 years ago.) Hey, thanks for the read-through!
Everyone - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
*thunderous applause*
Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny stuff, Melhi :)
Kristof Robertsom - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) ROFLMAO...that's all I can say! 555
Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) Talk about hygiene problems.
Melhi - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adam, Kristof, Scathe and Everyone! :)
MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Melhi - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, thanks for giving it a glance, anyway, GoatMan. :)
Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I'm TOTALLY glad that I'm not the only one who writes songs about horribly inferior men...; ) Excellent, Melhi...5s!
Melhi - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen! (Estrogen Rules!) :)
martha - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
this one is a winner ! what a great title a,d the rest of the song is grolly amusing!!
Melhi - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks for the great compliments, Martha! Glad you enjoyed it!
Leo Jay - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Never seen this before. "Love is not that blind" is a brilliant line, especially with additional the blind date meaning.
Melhi - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo Jay, glad you enjoyed it! :)
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "D" BRONZE MEDAL - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
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