Parody Song Lyrics Date Weighs a Heap

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Billy Florio - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job

Guy DiRito - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Hilarious! Very nice and funny! 5+5+5!

Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

A big FAT five.

Melhi - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Billy, Guy, Michael and Wild Man!

Claude Prez - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

It's hard to pick a favorite line, but I think I'll go with "Love is not this blind" Superb job

Melhi - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Claude. :) Since I'm going to be AFK for a few days, I'd like to add a thanks in advance to anyone else who might stop in for a read and rate while I'm away. (I don't know what I'll do without new parodies to read and rate, every morning, for a few days! I'm really enjoying the heck outta this place. :) )

Phil Alexander - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

"Homely? Ugly!" - very good... damn near perfect match in pacing and phrasing. :-)

John Jenkins - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Very clever!

Spaff.com - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Five boogers.

Pat - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment

I'd go home before I hurled! (at him)

Rick D - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Very well done. Wish I'd written this.

Melhi - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Rick!

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Best Melhi Parody

Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Hilarious title! Excellent song, and it was a while ago, but been there, done that =) (the date, not the song)

Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff! (Sorry to bring back that memory!!)

Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

This was great, Melhi! Very humorous!

Melhi - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Diva!

David Chrenko - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

But other than that, how'd the date go? Very funny stuff, Melhi - I look forward to your return.

Leah Lockhart - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm SO glad someone wrote a comment recently or I would have never seen this one. AWESOME Melhi! When can we expect some more? ;-)

Melhi - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks David and Leah. Glad you enjoyed this one! I'm still barely here, just stretched a little too thin in RL. I am snagging as many free moments as I can to keep up with new parodies & comments and such, though (probably more than I should, but these quick breaks are just the ticket, sometimes.) Hopefully, it'll let up a little after the holidays. (It would be nice if it'd let up a little before them so I could get ready for them.) Thanks again!

Paul Robinson - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Melhi, Finally got over to your author page, can see there's a lot of stuff there for me to check out (seem to know a goodly number of the original songs). Gonna try and do a few at a time of yours and also some other folks, too. This particular parody appears to be a mirror of the "Energizer Bunny", it keep receiving, receiving, receiving notice every couple months and deservedly so. Great job, funny plenty, 5-5-5. How could someone have "two'd" this one across?

Melhi - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul! Yeah, I've got a couple the Energizer Bunny seems to keep nibbling at. I guess the real song is just so well known and loved that it gets searched for, quite a bit or something. (?)

The twos -- when I got them, I thought to myself, "Well, I guess the ones guy still has his teeth." ;D That's really good news, because I know, from his hitting another of mine, that he's also a vampire. Can you imagine what that would be like? None of the cool vampires would want to be caught undead with him and he'd have a crowd of 14 year old awkward boys following him around, all the time, contantly begging him to gum them so they'll look like studs at school.

pre-wipe tally - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Pacing - 22 fives, 1 two
Funny - 20 fives, 2 fours, 1 two
Overall - 21 fives, 1 four, 1 one

silver power - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment

you know why i didn't capitalize anything in my name? because i am not worthy of your greatness!

Melhi - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Silver Power - LOL! Thanks.

Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC 2005) Already commented...gross one...:D

Melhi - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio. :)

Charlie Decker - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Lots of great lines in there...I love "Thought we'd try a real date/ See if we'd compute..." Great job!

Melhi - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Charlie!

Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Love is blind...

Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC 2005) And I bet the dating service described him as a real catch.

Melhi - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee and Rex!

Saider E. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) its not what outside its whats inside. You just have to look pass the snot, smell and booty picking.

Melhi - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't think that's possible, Saider, that would require a closer examination and the fumes would have my eyes watering too much to see at all! ;)

Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-D) See above comments. I read it again and it still makes me chuckle. Restoring previous vote.

Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Guy!

Johnny D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Heavy, indeed!

Melhi - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks a ton, Johnny! :)

Stuart McArthur - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) imagery so vivid I feel like taking a shower - that's when you're better off being a literal blind date

Melhi - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Stu, (or maybe I should say, "Sorry Stu"? :D)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Ahh yes, not all of you are as lucky as Emi in finding the perfect man via the internet. Great parody, nonetheless!

Melhi - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment

That's true Luke, and it's also why we're all insanely jealous of Emi. :) (Actually, in RL, I am -- I first "met" my hubby online almost 10 years ago.) Hey, thanks for the read-through!

Everyone - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment

*thunderous applause*

Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Funny stuff, Melhi :)

Kristof Robertsom - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) ROFLMAO...that's all I can say! 555

Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-D) Talk about hygiene problems.

Melhi - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Adam, Kristof, Scathe and Everyone! :)

MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS

Melhi - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, thanks for giving it a glance, anyway, GoatMan. :)

Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--I'm TOTALLY glad that I'm not the only one who writes songs about horribly inferior men...; ) Excellent, Melhi...5s!

Melhi - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen! (Estrogen Rules!) :)

martha - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

this one is a winner ! what a great title a,d the rest of the song is grolly amusing!!

Melhi - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow, thanks for the great compliments, Martha! Glad you enjoyed it!

Leo Jay - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Never seen this before. "Love is not that blind" is a brilliant line, especially with additional the blind date meaning.

Original Song Title:	"Eight Days a Week"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Date Weighs a Heap"
Parody Written by:	MooRocca

Song Parodies -> Date Weighs a Heap

"Eight Days a Week"

The Beatles

"Date Weighs a Heap"

MooRocca

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