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Song Parodies -> "Guys That Nobody Wants (NY Mets!)"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guys That Nobody Wants (NY Mets!)"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

I'm not really rooting for the Yankees as this parody describes, but the pathetic mets might actually lose 100 games this year now that they traded away their best player (Burnitz)...I'm sick of the Mets, and I'm sure most fans are as well..
8 o'clock
it's gamenight and I'm waiting
to finally see some players better then them
They're named the Mets, remember what Rocker was saying?
Said New York is screwy but I'm not quite sure what he means
Pitchin' walks, Benitez blows and Glavine flings
They'll never notice me

Gonna watch the Yankees
creamin' over Bronx guys
Listening to Maddog
Homeruns in my eyes
Just like a bad movie
Da Mets mean nothing to me
If you were me then you'd be
just rootin' for the Yankees
As I wish hopefully
Tryin to lose the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants

Mo likes some steak, how 'bout try an orange
Their roster's full of players not worth a damn
He said he'd like Sanchez givin him a haircut
I don't know, maybe he should open a barber shop
Pitchin' walks, Benitez blows and Glavine flings
They'll never notice me

Gonna watch the Yankees
creamin' over Bronx guys
Listening to Maddog
Homeruns in my eyes
Next time cut my mustache
Since my arm has run out of gas
Drivin' in a Trans-am
Money is all they give a damn
Just like a bad movie
Da Mets mean nothing to me
If you were me then you'd be
just rootin' for the Yankees
As I wish hopefully
Tryin to lose the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants

There he goes again
The blown save is on, but he has nicer hair
They break my heart, I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see them TRADED!
Now I watch the Yankees
Tryin to like the Bronx guys
Listening to Maddog
Homeruns in my eyes
Don't try to cut my mustache
Sold off my season pass
All the hopes on Reyes...Reyes...Reyes..
Just like a bad movie
Da Mets mean nothing to me
If you were me then you'd be
just rootin' for the Yankees
As I wish hopefully
Tryin to lose the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants
They're the Guys nobody wants

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