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Song Parodies -> "Formal Writing Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Radar Love"

Original Performer:

Golden Earring

Parody Song Title:

"Formal Writing Sucks"

Parody Written by:

An angry English 11 student

The Lyrics

I hate my English class cause my teacher's a bitch
She gives poor marks to me and my friend Mitch
When it comes to essays she's far too mean
She's gonna make my B have a downward lean

Strict about comma splices, slangs and I's and you's
Short story paragraph questions are beyond abuse
No accidents at all

I have to think formal writing sucks
I saw my grade on the board
Writing sucks

Great! Now my percentage is 49
How am I gonna pull it up in time?
She seems to twist me by the ear
Since when is September 11th unclear?

My mark of 2/12 was totally unfair
I hope she dies by breathing dirty air
I don't like her at all

I have to think formal writing sucks
I hate my grade on the board
I need to think formal writing sucks
My teacher needs to be floored

Writing sucks

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