Song Parodies -> Formal Writing Sucks
| Original Song Title: | "Radar Love" |
| Original Performer: | Golden Earring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Formal Writing Sucks" |
| Parody Written by: | An angry English 11 student |
I hate my English class cause my teacher's a bitch
She gives poor marks to me and my friend Mitch
When it comes to essays she's far too mean
She's gonna make my B have a downward lean
Strict about comma splices, slangs and I's and you's
Short story paragraph questions are beyond abuse
No accidents at all
I have to think formal writing sucks
I saw my grade on the board
Writing sucks
Great! Now my percentage is 49
How am I gonna pull it up in time?
She seems to twist me by the ear
Since when is September 11th unclear?
My mark of 2/12 was totally unfair
I hope she dies by breathing dirty air
I don't like her at all
I have to think formal writing sucks
I hate my grade on the board
I need to think formal writing sucks
My teacher needs to be floored
Writing sucks
She gives poor marks to me and my friend Mitch
When it comes to essays she's far too mean
She's gonna make my B have a downward lean
Strict about comma splices, slangs and I's and you's
Short story paragraph questions are beyond abuse
No accidents at all
I have to think formal writing sucks
I saw my grade on the board
Writing sucks
Great! Now my percentage is 49
How am I gonna pull it up in time?
She seems to twist me by the ear
Since when is September 11th unclear?
My mark of 2/12 was totally unfair
I hope she dies by breathing dirty air
I don't like her at all
I have to think formal writing sucks
I hate my grade on the board
I need to think formal writing sucks
My teacher needs to be floored
Writing sucks
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