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Song Parodies -> "Bark at the 'Coons"

Original Song Title:

"Bark at the Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Bark at the 'Coons"

Parody Written by:

Ol' John Brown

The Lyrics

What makes this funny to me is picturing Ozzy out in the woods a-'coon huntin' . . .for you city folks that may not know, "'coon" is short for raccoon and "'coon huntin' " was once a profitable practice since a the coats were sought after for hats and such. Hound dawgs were 'specialy trained to do this and some had a real special knack for it. Some folks still do it, but it's a dying art, so to speak. Reckon Ozzy did any 'coon huntin' across the pond?? By the way, Callie is my ol' huntin' dawg . . . --Ol' JB
Howls break the silence
Barking from the dead of night
Callie is boiling
She's awoke to take the plight
Then when she's found the 'coon she's a-trailin'
Listen in awe and you'll hear her

Bark at the 'coons

Hours spent in torment
Trailing that crafty 'coon
Now she tree'd it
Waitin' for my shotgun boom
To hit the hide she's howlin' for
Listen in awe and you'll hear her

Bark at the 'coons

She growled and tree'd him
Without thought of fame
It was just and ol' 'possum
Not worth a flip--a waisted run
But now Callie's scolded for bein' wrong (oh no)

Howling in shadows
She wags her tail
She then finds eleven
Hiding in a tree that fell

And when she finds the 'coons she's howlin' for
Listen in awe and you'll hear her
Bark at the 'coons

(Beagle howls in the background)
Stop by, visit me and we'll spin a tale or two at: PrimeTap.com - Ol' John Brown's Funny Pages

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