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Song Parodies -> "That's What Bolton's All About"

Original Song Title:

"That's What Love Is All About"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Bolton

Parody Song Title:

"That's What Bolton's All About"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Yet another Anti-Michael Bolton anthem!
There was a song
I wished would just be over
He made me cry
Wanted that song to end
I knew by far
He's the worst singer ever
And his voice sounds like me in the John
His voice sounds worse than a college dorm

Baby, that's what Bolton's all about
Bad songs scare kids away, but how?
Let's keep his CDs burning
He's something that we all could live without
It it takes forever
We can stomp him out
Putting horrible music out
Baby, that's what Bolton's all about


Sings like he's dying
His songs we shall not cover
The reason why?
His voice scares all but wives
Do not hear him
Put on a different album
I know I
d rather hear Dark Side
I heard his horrible voice and cried


List'nin' to good songs is easy
As long as Bolton ain't a part
Go and listen to some Heart
I want his records gone!!
You eardrums, they are bleeding
When you're hearing his songs


Baby, that's what Bolton's all about
Bad songs scare kids away, but how?
His music is a cri-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmme
He's something that we all could live without
It it takes forever
We can stomp him out
Putting horrible music out
Baby, that's what Bolton's all about

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Lemmy - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael Bolton sucks, man! You did an excellent job on this paroody! Straight fives!
Michael Bolton - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
It's true! I absolutely suck! I make Milli Vanilli look like they had talent! Straight 5's man!
Kate Un-Heney - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I can COMPLETELY see your point - Bolton sounds like he's being stabbed to death whenever he sings!! I liked the 'on the john' joke...because it's true!

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