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Song Parodies -> "(My) Goolies"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lionel Ritchie

Parody Song Title:

"(My) Goolies"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higins

The Lyrics

boys, tell me only this,
that you'll keep me hard for always
and I'll keep you side by side
whispering the words.. I'll always have you

and forever I will be your owner
and you know that I always care
you two are my pair

now I need to tell you guys
there's no other guys like you guys
and I as long as I live,
I'll give you guys some joy
as long as my thing still lives

when I hold you
I need to have you near me
as I roll you in my hands
this pair will last forever

you are my goolies,
goolies, I'll give you a whirl
you give the meat the two veg for my love
I need you, and I need you inside me
and goolies, I know you will stay inside me

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