Song Parodies -> Prostitute

Original Song Title:	"Beautiful"
Original Performer:	Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:	"Prostitute"
Parody Written by:	Staci C.

I got bored one day, and I just plain don't like annoying sluts with hardly any talent. So there:)

Please look at me

Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, you see me
I'm a slut, there's no questioning
My life's a game, I should be ashamed

I'm a prostitute what would you like to pay
You can't turn me down
I'm a skanky b****, in every single way
Yes, AIDS can't bring me down
So don't you turn me down today

To all the guys, I'm a goddess
They all love me, can't you see
Trying hard to get that dollar bill
Aint got no friends, but I got a Benz
(Got my eyelid pierced)

You're a piece of trash no matter what they say
I will bring you down
You're my cash supply in every single way
Yes, buy all my cd's
Don't you turn me down today...

No matter who I do
(no matter who I do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When I act like I am black
I will probably get laid

And everywhere I go
(everywhere I go)
They won't have lacy thongs
(won't have lacy thongs)
And oh, by the way
I wail in all my songs

We are full of it no matter what they say
Yes, talent won't bring us down
We are lying trash in every single way
Yes, good can't bring us down
Don't you turn me down today (x2)

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lebeiw15 - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Wonderful

Enya-lover - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Perfect. Thats exactly what she should be singing. That horrid slut.

n melendez - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

yeah,that's it.

Kuffy - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I actually liked the original message of the song better...

Nigger rofl - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment

It's a funny piece, but she has talent, but of course people with no music ear and/or talent can't see it so I don't blame goth bitches for being upset over her.

Its me - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Actually, I do have a musical ear, I just don't have an ear for excessive squealing and howling about how much sex she's had and wants. I also don't enjoy flipping through the channels and seeing her mostly nude dancing around like she's in heat. She's and embarrassment to the society and don't know why we put up with people like that.

You go Kuffy! - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

This sucks. Christina rocks and I dont think you should dis her like that who are you to judge her? She has an amazing voice abd she is a really stong individual so back off!

Me - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Who am I to judge her? How can you say that without knowing me? Christina does not "rock", last I heard she wasnt singing anything "rocking". Well, I'm getting tired of arguing with air-heads. I have better things to do with my boredom today. G'bye.

Ahnonamis - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I hate it when people get mad and rate you low because they like the original song or singer. Ever realize a parody ISN'T about the real song or person? It's all for fun. It's not like he's walking up to Christina's house and singing this to her window while holding a boombox...although, if I knew where she lived... I'm giving you a 5-5-5. I liked it. I would give it 4's, but I'm gonna help you cancel out some of the lower ratings fanboys gave ya.

Me - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Lol! Thank you Ahnonamis. :) Like I originally said...I was bored. Not secretely planning a sniper attack.

Lucy - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I think Christina has talent. That said, she should be singing this song. She's ORANGE, for pete's sake! She looks like she should be out on the street soliciting guys with Paris Hilton.

Kike420 - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Christina does have talent but this would be better dedicated to J-lo or Britney Spears, both of which have no talent. But it's funny and that's what matters.

Ana - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Christina did have sexual connections but she can sing. True, based upon what the last person said, J. Lo and Britney are not only vocally less than wonderful, but they're also way beyond overrated.

Me - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I truly dont think that this is funny, it was funny until i realized that it had the connotation of Christina Aguilera being a ho, and i kind of think that it's rude, no matter who it is about or whether or not it was true. I am not a huge Christina fan, but i kinda think that if u r gonna make a song about her being a ho, u should dedicate to all of the other hos in the music industry. i.e., britney, jennifer, etc.

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Song Parodies -> Prostitute

"Beautiful"

Christina Aguilera

"Prostitute"

Staci C.

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