-> "Prostitute"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Prostitute"
Parody Written by:
Staci C.
The Lyrics
Please look at me
Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, you see me
I'm a slut, there's no questioning
My life's a game, I should be ashamed
I'm a prostitute what would you like to pay
You can't turn me down
I'm a skanky b****, in every single way
Yes, AIDS can't bring me down
So don't you turn me down today
To all the guys, I'm a goddess
They all love me, can't you see
Trying hard to get that dollar bill
Aint got no friends, but I got a Benz
(Got my eyelid pierced)
You're a piece of trash no matter what they say
I will bring you down
You're my cash supply in every single way
Yes, buy all my cd's
Don't you turn me down today...
No matter who I do
(no matter who I do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When I act like I am black
I will probably get laid
And everywhere I go
(everywhere I go)
They won't have lacy thongs
(won't have lacy thongs)
And oh, by the way
I wail in all my songs
We are full of it no matter what they say
Yes, talent won't bring us down
We are lying trash in every single way
Yes, good can't bring us down
Don't you turn me down today (x2)
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