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Song Parodies -> "Where's My Account"

Original Song Title:

"Where Are You Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Where's My Account"

Parody Written by:

Mikerz

The Lyrics

A few notes: ISP stands for Internet Service Provider, just in case you didn't know and were wondering. Pronounce 56K as Fifty-Six K, not that you wouldn't do that anyway. Enjoy!
Surfing online, bored
Pop-ups are everywhere
I try searching eBay
To find vintage things there
I'm loosing my patience
The page loads very slow
Dial-up Internet
Is not the way to go

Cannot be found, I've been disconnected
Can't refresh, I've been kicked off the web

Where's my account
Servers are down
Costs a fortune
No connection found
Where's my account
56K's too slow
Oh baby, I'm switching to cable

I hear the modem
Trying to reconnect
Endlessly struggling
It's takes thirty minutes
I should throw it out
Use my hard-earned money
On ISP's about
Reliability

Page cannot be found, I've been disconnected
Can't refresh, I've been kicked off the web, oh damn

Where's my account
Servers are down
Costs a fortune
No connection found
Tell me where's my account
56K's too slow, yeah
Oh baby, yeah, I'm switching to cable

You should be renamed
American Offline
Oh baby, I ask one more time
Where's my account...

Servers are down
Costs a fortune
(Costs a fortune)
No connection found
(No connection)
Where's my account
56K's too slow
Oh baby, I'm switching to cable

Where's my account
(Where's my account)
Servers are down
(Servers are down)
Costs a fortune
(Costs a fortune)
No connection found
(No connection found)
Where's my account
(Where's my account)
56K's too slow
(56K's slow)
Oh baby, I'm switching to cable

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Robert Plant - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Britney Spears, and this is the best of her parodies I've seen yet. Straight 5's!
Britney Spears - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
**cries** You, sir, are the second-greatest parody artist in the history of Amiright. Straight 5's!
Lemmy - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Your pacing was kinda off. Great job, though, dude!
Mikerz - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments.
Mikerz - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, BTW, Lemmy, could you explain to me where my pacing was off? I thought I was pretty on with this one, but if you don't agree, was there any place in particular where I was way off?

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