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Song Parodies -> "I Digress"

Original Song Title:

"You'll Be Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Digress"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

This is for people who just LOVE to pick an argument...
Hey you,
You are wrong in my head
We haven't talked yet
Your first words have yet to be said
But you're wrong...I digress

I know
That peace is a dream
My words will sound mean
They're the meanest that you've ever seen
Anyway...I digress

That's right. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight just because
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat, your chest is too flat, but
I...Di-gress

You're either
Too young or too old
Too shy or too bold
You're a prude or you act...like a ho
I don't know...I digress

That's right. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight for my cause
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat,

Hey. I digress
I'm still the best
I promise you that
I'll pick a fight for my cause
At the drop of a hat
I'll argue 'bout cats, I'll tell you you're fat, your chest is too flat, but
I...Di-gress

I...Di-gress

I...Di-gress!

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Wild Man - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, know what you mean. Like certain people on this site with his acid comments , we all know his name, don't we!
Rice Cube - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd say that this was a good parody, but then...I digress... ;-) Just kidding, this was a cool idea!
Pat - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked this one too.
Anne - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Cool ideas! I liked it and thought it was pretty funny. And you're right, it's great for ppl who like picking fights over every little thing. Overall, I think it was really good. Great job!!
Kelly vessal - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very funny!!
Annie - September 27, 2014 - Report this comment
LOL! This is really funny :D 5s all for you :) But I digress. jk ;)

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