-> "What is Clay?"
Original Song Title:
"Wednesday"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What is Clay?"
The Lyrics
I'm staring in fear
Clay just came out on stage looking foolish
He really looks like a queer
Where's his fashion sense?
And his quiet singing,
I can't hear him!
I'm so lucky, but What is Clay?
On his face from ear to ear
Is his stupid winking smile
Now I wonder if he is a man?
He needs practice dancing
Looks like he's had a seizure
Who was dumb enough to be his fan?
Here he comes from the left of the stage, my least favorite: Clay!
Wonder if he's gay?
No way......Well, why not?
Yes, he does look fruity
And it's not like he's a "cutie"
Oh, Clay.....
There's your classic wink,
I'm starting to think
That Clay really stinks!
Does everyone agree?
Do you hear his plea?
He says "Please Listen to me!"
Well, I'd rather choke to death, now What is Clay?
Is he a Frankenstein?
Too ugly!
Is he smelly expired wine?
Too tasteless!
Is he old Ben Stein?
Too overrated!
I just have no clue
He belongs in a zoo
His songs really make me cry,
His voice is so high!
How did he become runner-
up as Idol of America?
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