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Song Parodies -> "Clip it"

Original Song Title:

"Whip it"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Clip it"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

about toe nails
use that clip
don't stop at the tip
soon it grows back
toe nails you don't lack

when your toe nails grow too long
you must clip it
before beneath it comes along
you must clip it
if something's going wrong
you must clip it
now clip it
into shape
shape it up
nail's strait
press foreword
clip the head
try to prevent it
It's not too late
to clip it

when the nail then grows around
you must clip it
it will never stay on down
you must clip it
Can't wait another day
you must clip it
I say clip it
clip it good

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yoidy - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
real funny! Those nails, they do curl around.
Meriadoc - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad Mikey, but it would have been priceless if you could have worked some nail fungus in there...
Mike Florio - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
well thanks...I thought this was a horrible song...
Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
That's why you put your work up for review. Others may see things differently. It was an enjoyable read, Man.

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