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Song Parodies -> "My Brother Wont Eat The Crust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"My Brother Wont Eat The Crust"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Basically, my older brother will not eat the crust. Peace --- Ghetto John
Ooh, oh no!
Joe runs happily down the stairs
With his pants pulled way down low
He smells the bread in the toaster machine
His stomachs ready to go

Is is it ready, Mom, is it ready to eat
Cuz he's hangin' on the edge of his seat
Out of the doorway my brother pants,
To the sound of the beat - but

My brother wont eat the crust
My brother wont eat the crust
And my brothers full grown still living at home
My brother wont eat the crust, eh
Hey, I wanna eat some too!
My brother wont eat the crust

How do you think your going to get along
Without Mom when she is gone
She took the crust off everything you ate
even off of your bon bon!

Are you happy ? Are you satisfied ?
How long can you stand to eat
all of the toast without crusty crust
and Ketchup with your beets
Look out

My brother wont eat the crust
My brother wont eat the crust
And my brothers full grown still living at home
My brother wont eat the crust, eh
Hey, I wanna eat some too!
My brother wont eat the crust

Hey
Oh take it
Without Crust - Without crust Hey!
Hey!
My brother wont eat the crust
My brother wont eat the crust, ow
My brother wont eat the crust, hey hey
My brother wont eat the crust, HAYS!
For Horses

There are plenty of ways that you can eat your bread
on a plate or on the ground
You can eat it
You can crush it
You can spread the jam and just swallow
It on down, yeah
Are you happy ? Are you satisfied ?
How long can you stand to eat
all of the toast without crusty crust
and blisters on your feet
Look out

My brother wont eat the crust
My brother wont eat the crust
And my brothers full grown, still living at home
My brother wont eat the crust, yeah
Hey, I wanna eat some too
My brother wont eat the crust
Crust out
Hey, alright
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Wild Man - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work , Ghetto John. Funny stuff here!
Ghetto John - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Wild man.
wdh - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Ingenius concept!!!
lebeiw15 - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Silly and stupid. That's why I love it. All 5s!
DaChazman - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't eat the crust either!
lebeiw15 - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
The crust is the best part
Ghetto John - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Sometimes, I'll eat bread by its lonesome, and ill eat the crust first then crush the bread into a little ball, then suck on it, chew it up and swallow it. Its something that Ive done since I was a little kid
Meriadoc - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever idea. Have you shown it to your brother? And based on your observation above, I don't want to be sitting next to YOU at breakfast! :-D
Wild Man - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Can't eat bread on my new diet. I'm hungry now . Do you two still have that kitty in your Fridge? LOL
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
My brother won't eat the crust either!!!!

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