-> "Hard Sell Song"
Original Song Title:
"Hell Song"
Parody Song Title:
"Hard Sell Song"
Parody Written by:
Hoeveel
The Lyrics
Everybody's got our albums
Everybody sings the same songs world-wide
It's just a matter how to get there
(And playing pop-punk, well, that may just help you)
I feel i've come to realise
How cash flows from exec advice
Step back to see what's going on
I can't believe you bought album 2
(you bought album 2)
It's just a problem that i'm faced with, am i
not the only one who stands to gain by
uncomplicated, catchy, pop-punk, one-line,
always-perfectly-produced bands signed
Knowing endmost, consequences
we'll soon be useless gimmicks
till then, get back and dance for me
you can believe!
Knowingly, I worry
Cos i don't know if we'll endure
Suddenly, suddenly
My career don't seem secure
Knowingly, I worry
Cos i don't know if we'll endure
Suddenly, suddenly
My career don't seem secure
Anymore....
[Excessive Feel-Good Guitar Solo]
Everybody's got our albums
Everybody sings the same songs world-wide
It's just another useless pipe-dream
But what else are we supposed to do?
Knowingly, I worry
Cos i don't know if we'll endure
Suddenly, suddenly
My career don't seem secure
Knowingly, I worry
Cos i don't know if we'll endure
Suddenly, suddenly
My career don't seem secure
Anymore
Why do songs that they play the most
Never seem to come even close
I guess musically this ain't that bad
But this band is only a fad
Why do songs that they play the most
Never ever come even close
By the way, my nick is in Dutch
It's said 'who fail' and means 'how much'
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