-> "Don't Believe What The Tabloids Say"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Believe What The Tabloids Say"
The Lyrics
My face splashed across two or three
Oops!...I lost my virginity
They say that I'm a bit chunky
But by next week I'm a walking stick
Who ignores fans and acts like a bitch
Clearly these rumors are not the truth
So here's what I ask you to do, please
Don't, don't believe what the tabloids say
They're not fake, and I'm not gay
Sure Justin was my first
But I didn't kiss Fred Durst
The moral of today
Don't believe what the tabloids say
National Enquirer and Star
State I snorted cocaine at a bar
Claim my father fancies younger chicks
Don't tell me you believe gossip, please
Don't, don't believe what the tabloids say
They're not fake, and I'm not gay
Sure Justin was my first
But I didn't kiss Fred Durst
The moral of today
Don't believe what the tabloids say, yeah
Knee injury, implant scandal, yeah right
I'm real, you have to believe
Just believe, me yeah
Sure Justin was my first
I didn't kiss Fred Durst
And I don't acknowledge that stupid jerk
I wouldn't mind Colin Farrell
Oh, yes please
Don't, don't believe what they say
They're not fake, and I'm not gay
Sure Justin was my first
But I didn't kiss Fred Durst
The moral of today is
Don't believe what the tabloids say
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