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Song Parodies -> "Don't Believe What The Tabloids Say"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Believe What The Tabloids Say"

Parody Written by:

Mikerz

The Lyrics

I was reading over this parody, and I thought some of you might misinterpret one of the lines. When I say "They're not fake" I'm referring to Britney's breasts, not that the tabloids aren't fake. I just thought that might cause some confusion if you didn't actually know what I meant. She was also asked at one point if she were lesbian, so that explains the "gay" lyric. Enjoy!
My face splashed across two or three
Oops!...I lost my virginity
They say that I'm a bit chunky
But by next week I'm a walking stick
Who ignores fans and acts like a bitch
Clearly these rumors are not the truth
So here's what I ask you to do, please

Don't, don't believe what the tabloids say
They're not fake, and I'm not gay
Sure Justin was my first
But I didn't kiss Fred Durst
The moral of today
Don't believe what the tabloids say

National Enquirer and Star
State I snorted cocaine at a bar
Claim my father fancies younger chicks
Don't tell me you believe gossip, please

Don't, don't believe what the tabloids say
They're not fake, and I'm not gay
Sure Justin was my first
But I didn't kiss Fred Durst
The moral of today
Don't believe what the tabloids say, yeah

Knee injury, implant scandal, yeah right
I'm real, you have to believe
Just believe, me yeah

Sure Justin was my first
I didn't kiss Fred Durst
And I don't acknowledge that stupid jerk
I wouldn't mind Colin Farrell
Oh, yes please

Don't, don't believe what they say
They're not fake, and I'm not gay
Sure Justin was my first
But I didn't kiss Fred Durst
The moral of today is
Don't believe what the tabloids say

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