-> "Teen Pop Merchandise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangstas Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Teen Pop Merchandise"
The Lyrics
As I walk through the stores I see idols at every step
Take a look at the watches and one with Britney Spears' is on my left
It had me laughin and gaspin so long
Until I heard a little girl say "Can I buy this mom?"
You just had to see the slogan and how they wrote it
"I'm a slave for your wrist!" now you know that's unheard of
Always got a new cd droppin, and maybe floppin
A new teenie bopper's bout to drop a rock
I really ain't a pimp but I know this hoe
She got some bling up on her wrist with some J.Lo clothes, cool
Havin little phonies tryin to turn black from white on their knees in the night
Sayin "Whoa, BLO-town's tissiiiggghhtt!"
Chorus
Been spendin most their lives buyin all the teen pop merchandise
Wear spandex all their lives if was some teen pop merchandise
Been spendin most their lives buyin all the teen pop merchandise
Wear spandex all their lives if was some teen pop merchandise
Been spendin most their lives buyin all the teen pop merchandise
Wear spandex all their lives if was some teen pop merchandise
Been spendin most their lives buyin all the teen pop merchandise
Wear spandex all their lives if was some teen pop merchandise
They always got you waiting, anticipating
Is Christina drinkin Sprite or is that Hi-C
Looks like Justin is down with the Bud team
And is that Ruben promoting some new ice cream
When I go to the pool, look out the corner o' my eye
Some girl's got a picture of Clay on her chest and one on her thigh
It made no damn sense and put me in anger
Cause I know if her panties were down he would act like he didn't see her, fool
Dude ain't nothin but the flavor of the day
He's always lookin at guys, we all know he's gay
On song 33 tryin to write 34 ya'll know that you better vote
Hook
Tell me why do we spend so much money
Buying all this crap endorsed by Britney
Chorus
Takin all my money
Money's what they're taking
Pushin on my limits
New products every hour
They've always got me lookin
Got Kelly on my Top Ramen in the kitchen
New products that they're pushin
They say they've got to earn lots of money big companies
I guess that is why they're always on my tv
Sellin pants, sellin boats, sellin junk
But I guess that's why I'm broke and out of cash fool
Chorus
Hook 2X
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