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Song Parodies -> "Join Me In Pub"

Original Song Title:

"Join Me In Death"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Join Me In Pub"

Parody Written by:

Marko ZduniŠ

The Lyrics

Jon me in pub

This coffe ain't worth drinkin'
This coffe ain't worth drinkin'
This coffe ain't worth drinkin'

I'm sitting in pub
No service for me to come
And already I'm considering
To wreck this place down

Cause I've waited for so long
For that service to come
I'm so anxious, and the I saw him
Bartender atlast

Would you make me one with milk?
This coffe ain't worth drinkin'
Would you give me sugar too?
This cofee ain't worth drinkin'
Would you hurry up a bit?!
This coffe ain't wotrh drinkin'

This pub is a wrecked place
Cause that coffe was descrase
So before I take that wooden bat
And start to make mess

Why you made me such a shit?
That coffe ain't worth drinkin'
Would you drink it stead of me?
That cofee ain't worth drinkin'
And now die because of this!
That coffe ain't worth drinkin'

This place ain't worth comming
This place ain't worth comming
This place ain't worth comming
This place ain't worth comming

I am going somewhere else

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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J - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thats dumb.. u killed the song ouch
Kevin F - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
J i found u.... its been awhile almost a year. how u been? i havent forgot u but u havent harrassed anyone lately. i agree with u this is dumb. i didnt know u liked H.I.M me too. do u have a messenger so we can talk. i feel like we have so much in common. I think i love u. hee hee message back biotch
J - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
ahhh u found me again ur freakin creepy and yea h.i.m is my fav band go harass someone else good riddence im leavin this site!!!

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