Song Parodies -> NRdy Boi
| Original Song Title: | "Sk8er Boi" |
| Original Performer: | Avril Lavigne |
| Parody Song Title: | "NRdy Boi" |
| Parody Written by: | EmiLoca |
We all know this story. Let's sing along!
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
She would play guys
He played croquet
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
(What a surprise)
They had a problem with his four eyes
He was a Nerdy boy
She wanted a flirty boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But he lived in cyberspace
She thought he should come back down to earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Waiting for welfare, she's all alone
Turns on TV
Guess who she sees?
Nerdy boy playing on Jeopardy
She calls up her friends
But none of them care
They all are trying to do their hair
She sees him win
Kissing his wife
Looks at the boy she dumped for this life...
He was a nerdy boy
She wanted a flirty boy
He wasn't good enough for her
And now he's a millionaire
So blame it on your great hair
Does you pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry girl don't act so sore
Nerdy boy is mine, not yours
We are more than just good friends
But is this how it all ends?
Now that we can finally see
What a dork he turned out to be
There's no more than meets the eye
(I'll still trade him for your guy!)
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
But haven't you heard?
(How he still acts like a NERRRRRRDDDD...)
He is a nerdy boy
You wanted a flirty boy
You were so smart to let him go
I'll be in the studio
List'ning on the radio
To another boring quiz show....
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
She would play guys
He played croquet
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
(What a surprise)
They had a problem with his four eyes
He was a Nerdy boy
She wanted a flirty boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But he lived in cyberspace
She thought he should come back down to earth
Five years from now
She sits at home
Waiting for welfare, she's all alone
Turns on TV
Guess who she sees?
Nerdy boy playing on Jeopardy
She calls up her friends
But none of them care
They all are trying to do their hair
She sees him win
Kissing his wife
Looks at the boy she dumped for this life...
He was a nerdy boy
She wanted a flirty boy
He wasn't good enough for her
And now he's a millionaire
So blame it on your great hair
Does you pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry girl don't act so sore
Nerdy boy is mine, not yours
We are more than just good friends
But is this how it all ends?
Now that we can finally see
What a dork he turned out to be
There's no more than meets the eye
(I'll still trade him for your guy!)
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
But haven't you heard?
(How he still acts like a NERRRRRRDDDD...)
He is a nerdy boy
You wanted a flirty boy
You were so smart to let him go
I'll be in the studio
List'ning on the radio
To another boring quiz show....
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This has got to be the best Sk8er Boi parody that I have ever seen. It is so freekin hillarioius. ALL 5's keep up the good work
Darn it. I was messing around with a parody entitled "Geeky Guy." You beat me to it, not that I would necessarily have ever finished it anyway. Well, it ends up that my idea is quite different from this song anyway, so I will probably still post it if I finish it. And Ghetto John, if you like this one, you'll LOVE mine. Assuming I ever do it. Anyway, good parody, though with a few minor pacing problems - just one example, "problem with his four eyes" is missing a syllable compared to "problem with his baggy clothes."
Wow. That jeopardy comment really made me give a good, hearty chuckle. Thanks! I needed that, it's about time the smart guy gets some credit..
I want to know who put a 1 for Pacing. Obviously they were confused. Don't mean to sound haughty, but I made sure that this parody was fairly free of pacing mistakes. I don't think it deserved a one.
This is the best Sk8er Boi parody on here. All 5s.
NERDS ARE HOTT! great parody btw....keep up the good work!!
Ahhh, the memories of 8th grade and singing this song in the hall way! Oh, if you didn't read my comments on the other songs, i go to school with EmiLoca...hehe! I never knew all the words to this song, but now i do! She is a creative GENIUS! I LOVE YOU EM!
KaviR...no.
This is so a sign of pre-destined love! I, naturally, fit into the role of the Nerd, but what's more is that the comments here begin on July 13th... MY BIRTHDAY! When is your b'day, Em? KaviR is obviously Pisces. (har har I am witty)
I just stumbled upon this one...great job! I haven't like many of the Avril parodies on the site...maybe a little bit of overkill...but this one made me smile. I've given my share of nerds a chance...(and we all know that I'm a total nerd in babe's clothing)...so I can relate! 5s!
JARLB: Wow...that's almost as strange as diet water. My birthday is Sept. 4, which makes me a Virgo (KaviR is actually an Aquarius...half-hearted har). Arwen: We love to see you smile! (Copyright 2002, McDonalds Corp.) "We" meaning myself and I. What is this "babe's clothing", and where can I get some of my own? Lately, I don't know WHOSE clothes I'm wearing anymore.
A quarter-hearted har to the fact that 'Cancer' has been an adjective associated with my humour for several years. How Super-Alliteration/Assonance is 'half-hearted har'?!! Catch phrase of the minute!! you_think_nib_just_made_this_up@yahoo.co.uk I request a belated e-card and ensuing spam for the rest of eternity.
Emi...How did I get "Babe's clothing" you ask? Well, it's quite simple really...Babe works nights, so just sneak into her room and steal her clothes. It's a lot cheaper than actual shopping, and since her wardrobe is always being stolen, she's always got something new and exciting...cutting edge fashion...; )
I'd rather be a month-n-a-half early than 10 months late. How old with the birthday person be? Normally I send out an e-card, virtual cake and a piece of spam for every year they've existed, but I was thinking of sending you 112 anyway...
17. My last year to throw a party with red cordial, straining to hold onto my youth. (Oh wait, you Americans can't drink until you're 21 can you? I might journey over there and continue cheating my old age by shirking off adulthood under your laws!) I'll go check my mail now!
Correction: We Americans can't drink until we can lift the lid off the wine cooler in the garage. For me, that was ten. Although I'm rather impartial to alcohol myself. Shirk is a nice word as well. For some reason, it reminds me of an old man tearing a newspaper in half. (Sorry, did I say I was IMpartial to alcohol?)
OK...I can see the newspaper tearing onomatopieoa connection, but the old man you are seeing must be Jim Beam. I suggest you see less of him. (I've been using vodka as mouthwash lately. Nothing like forty proof to kill plaque and strengthen gums)
*closes eyes* There. I don't use mouthwash, but did you know that vodka is also a versatile, non-abrasive cleaning agent? I didn't.
This may be a little off topic.....but I'm a Pisces!!!!! Har har!!!!
This is the author from smells like bad music...I thought this was a good parody, and a great first impression! (hahh it was better then mine.) Good job!
Yes, Tibbygirl, it was off the topic. Sit back down in the circle. Emi: Ha! Witty! And Ka, thanks for your comment! ...wait a minute...
Thanks again, Ka! Did I mention how much I love your name? It's so easy to type (as compared to Ashkicksass). Tibbygirl, thou shouldst stoppeth while thou art behind.
Huh? What?
I think she's saying: 'You should stop while you're ahead.' You really need to learn these things. Unfortunately, yo uare now behind again for dawdling.
TibbyGirl obviously skived off Olde English (The most popular foreign language elective at our school)! You think knowing Spanish makes you all "muy intelegente", pero yo sé tan español como tù!
No hablo mucho espanol. Lo siento.
Bien. Ahora, besas mis nalgas. *giggles*
I beg your pardon!!! No, no beso ANYBODY'S nalgas. Yucky.
Comes mis nalgas.
Aha.... ahahaha... yeah, funny that... 'mis nalgas'- good one! ...ahahaha.... *consults nearest Olde English dictionary* MUY NO COMPRENDE!
Qué? ¿Usted no tiene gusto de mis nalgas?
OK Quit it! I seriously am just wildly guessing at what you're saying. You US folk may have Mexico and Cuba nearby for Spanish influence but all we have is New Zealand and... a map of Tasmania. *giggles childishly*
Ay, pobrecito... *snort-laughs*
*chortle-guffaws*
I got nothin'.
Ah, I resorted to an online dictionary to translate your Latino dialogue. I am a 'Poor widdle baby' and you have got 'a rare ailment affecting the tenderness of the areola'. Gotta love bilingualiness.
I don't know which online dictionary you used, but your results were just a weeeee bit off. *reports inappropriate comment* "Bilingualiness"? How grammatically incorrect is that?!?
'Bilingualiness' only am grammarly uncorrect some. :) I made up the translations with a 'guesstimate' of pobrecito (Italian grandparents, I pick up phrases here 'n' there) and... let's see, I'll scapegoat Aussie slang again... saying "I got nothin'" is a phrase to inform someone that you are inflicted with tender nipples.
That's strange. Over here, "I got nothin'" is a phrase to inform someone that you got nothin'. Hm, that couldn't have been your first guess, could it?
*shows off*
*shows off*
I think the Jakey just wanted you to admit that you have a problem. Just so you know, JARLB, KaviR does own a plant that has the name of Emiloca's Boob. Excuse me for saying that, Em. It was just so appropriate at this time.
It died, didn't it? The name must have been a curse, for it never grew to its full potential. *in you end dough* The sad thing is, I suggested the name. *gasp!* Did that happen when we were shooting..."The Comma"??!?
Was EmiLoca's Boob...in yer window? *sighing...sighing* And what is the comma? A sleazy underage porno? *.....sighing...*
"The Comma" is the Honors English 9 parody of "The Ring" - and it's da bomb. I was a Latina-belly-dancing Samara Morgan (this is back when I had floor-length hair), TibbyGirl was the generally oblivious blonde mother, and KaviR (you'll remember her from a few posts back) was the ESP-esque son. Freakin' hilarious movie, if I must say so myself. "Has anyone ever told you that you have a wonderful telephone voice?"
Sounds great. I take this time now to announce that our brilliant 3-man representation of Act V 'Pyramus and Thisbe' from A Midsummer Night's Dream will be going to the Sydney Opera House (I'm sure you've all see it, the cockatoo-head- like structure underneath our coat-hanger-esque bridge) for a Shakespeare Festival. I do the Wall with a Sandman accent (basically just break my voice every few seconds) whilst in a suit and army boots, then come back as the Lion who meows then screams nonstop for thirty seconds (or until I faint) before switching into the Moon that camply casts glittery beams across the stage and skips about. Ooh, a quote from me... ' ' (the pause after I've just screamed my lungs out, tossed Thisbe's hat on the floor and yelled at it for another ten seconds and then stand up again and look at Thisbe)
Sounds great.
Nothing compares to the Comma. I'm sorry, Luke.
Me too. I think it's much better than the original, too - better acting, better script, better makeup *inside joke*. The only thing I could possibly say that was worse about our version was the character development - most of them died before they had time to say anything important.
Smells great.
Yes, that was an unfortunate event. The only one who survived was, in fact, Shakira. And I'm fairly certain that she died after filming was stopped. That's why no one showed up at the LA premiere.
Hey there -- this is great!
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