Going to Victoria's Secret alone with his
perverted mind
Lost track of time while looking for
a pair of undies

Ew you are sick (repeat four more times)

Going home to give an inspection to
his undies collection
Consulting his boyfriend Biff to help him get some more stuff

Ew you are sick (repeat four more times)

All arranged neatly in a case and kept
with care
Just before bedtime one more look and
he's happy
Underwear collecting is a hobby few can
share
But when he thinks about his undies
he feels horny, oh, so horny, he is
horny

He's an undie collector