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Song Parodies -> "Bush: A Complete Biography"

Original Song Title:

"The Weird Al Show Theme"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yancovic

Parody Song Title:

"Bush: A Complete Biography"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

It may seem like I'm fuzzy on my facts, but it was just to make it rhyme.
Oh...this is a story about a guy named Bush,
He lived out in Texas where the laws he pushed,
All the friendly little citizens must have approved,
Because he won the election and he packed and moved,
To elsewhere in the states where he lived like a king,
And he lived in the White House from the fall to the spring,
And he played with the national taxing team,
And he really really tried to screw up our economy,
And try to lower Mr. Al Gore's self-esteem,
But that's really not important to the country,

Well the very next year there was a great big tragedy,
And the great two towers fell to the ground,
So he made a vow to go,
And destroy their leader,
So it's safe to say that this promise was bound,
And he spent all our savings on invading Afghanies,
But we never really ever found the guy,
Though he did desecrate their religious landscape,
For what it's worth,

Well, one day George was in the UN trying to get a lead,
On a Mr. Saddam Hussein (didn't care if they agreed),
He was instated by the US a few years back,
And even though Bush wasn't the smartest tack,
He decided to find the all the weapons in Iraq,
So he bought a few airplanes and what do ya see?
Now the power in Iraq rests in he!

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Pacing: 3.1
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 11

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Jared - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, this was great! Andf I think Mr. All-Ones attacked this song earlier as well..we gotta find that guy and do somethig about it.....Agreed?
Ryan Quinn - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
anonymous log cabin republican - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought... no i believe it was a total waste of this man's short and probably insignificant life. even though i ma be considered a moral hippocrit for my unusual activities (undisclosed), which may or may not be open for interpritation. i support the eliphant of a man... bush is great even if he hates my kind. P.S. rock on guthrie... heres my number (503)867-5309
Cory Ellis - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, umm yeeah I didn't really like much at all.
John 3:18 - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Why do you hate the PRESIDENT!!! He has not done anything wrong!
Jake - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Uhhh... Not too bad.

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