Oh...this is a story about a guy named Bush,
He lived out in Texas where the laws he pushed,
All the friendly little citizens must have approved,
Because he won the election and he packed and moved,
To elsewhere in the states where he lived like a king,
And he lived in the White House from the fall to the spring,
And he played with the national taxing team,
And he really really tried to screw up our economy,
And try to lower Mr. Al Gore's self-esteem,
But that's really not important to the country,

Well the very next year there was a great big tragedy,
And the great two towers fell to the ground,
So he made a vow to go,
And destroy their leader,
So it's safe to say that this promise was bound,
And he spent all our savings on invading Afghanies,
But we never really ever found the guy,
Though he did desecrate their religious landscape,
For what it's worth,

Well, one day George was in the UN trying to get a lead,
On a Mr. Saddam Hussein (didn't care if they agreed),
He was instated by the US a few years back,
And even though Bush wasn't the smartest tack,
He decided to find the all the weapons in Iraq,
So he bought a few airplanes and what do ya see?
Now the power in Iraq rests in he!