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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

Original Performer:

Chad Kroger

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

Shane Frederick

The Lyrics

This is an alright song I have songs that i may release later but I don't know most of the songs at this site suck. I am releasing my crappy songs and I am gettig 3.2's and 3.4's, this is too easy.
Bryan is so high he can see heaven
Chris is so high he robbed 7-11
no but smoking, puffing pot don't satisfy me

They say that the cocaine can save us
I'm not gonna puff everyday
I'll snort crack and begin to roam
And see everyone looking likes gnomes

Someone told me the dust would all save us
But how can that be look what weed gave us
Joint full of Mary Jane and L.S.D
That cocaine never came

They say that the weed can save us
I'm am gonna be high every day
I've got wings just like an eagle
And watch as we all fly away

Now that the hangovers ending
This joint that I'm passing to you
Is in the love of a joint
And that's why I fear giving it to you

They say that the cocaine can save us
I'm not gonna puff everyday
I've got wings just like an eagle
And watch as we all fly away

And were smoking it (puffing it)
And were snorting it (huffing it)
As we all fly away

And were puffing it (puffing it)
And were snorting it (snorting it)
As we all fly away

And were puffing it (smoking it)
And were huffing it (snorting it)
As we all fly away

Coke and pot everyday

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