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Song Parodies -> "This Bee Has No Stinger"

Original Song Title:

"Wrapped Around Your Finger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"This Bee Has No Stinger"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Isn't it a coincidence that the name of the Police frontman is Sting, and that's what a bee does?
What I do's the guy from the Police
This bee looks like the one from Cheerios,
I realize that I can't be nuch meaner
For the fact that I don't have a stinger.

I find nector to the best of my knowledge,
things about me taught at lots of colleges.
People pee my off, my statements bold:
Can't sting, gotta turn homney into gold.

That's right, yeah, this bee has no stinger
That's right, yeah, this bee has no stinger

Maybe all of us all look the same
but my stinger, it is gone, what's my name?
I would sting and cause you a sensation,
I'm better in suspended animation.

That's right, yeah, this bee has no stinger
That's right, yeah, this bee has no stinger

I do not have a stinger behind me
Black and yellow, you can always find me.
And oh yes, the Queen Bee is our master
And oh yes, the Queen Bee is our master

That's right, yeah, this bee has no stinger
That's right, yeah, this bee has no stinger

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lebeiw15 - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Had a lot of trouble with pacing. Cut the word "yeah" out of the chorus and that would have worked a lot better. And the last two lines of the last verse aren't the same in the original song--why'd you do that here?
Chris Bodily TM - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You guys can cut me some slack! You don't know the trouble I went through when I did this parody. My Instant Message thing messed me up real bad. It's better now.
lebeiw15 - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, I was just making suggestions on how you could improve it is all. I thought that's what this comment feature was about.
Lemmy - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is a classic. Keep it up, man!
Sting - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Lemmy. This parody is off the hook. It is the best parody on this entire site!
Andy Summers - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with my ole buddy Sting. About dang time you start doing Police parodies. I'd love do see what you'd come up with for Roxanne.
Stewart Copeland or whatever my name is - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with my former bandmates. This is the best parody that has ever been on Amiright. Straight fives!
lebeiw15 - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Geez, you're still doing the lame comments aren't you?

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