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Song Parodies -> "Without Matt"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Matt"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Sanchez

The Lyrics

My sentiments on Futurama being canceled and why FOX should kiss Matt Groenings ass since the Simpsons made the network.
Guess whos back, with a show/ Groenings back, say oh no/ Groenings back, Groenings back, Groenings back/ Groenings back...
He created a series, cuz FOX wanted to hear his
Idea for a futuristic show that they would treat like chopped liver
They didnt like his idea, but they did give him
A thirteen episode run on each Tuesday
Some money that'll start up a series that they can
They can run into the ground like the Simpsons by the people who are operating
The network where this show is syndicating
We waited so long to stop complaining cuz Its back on the network where its running
I know that you got a job Ms. Berman but you canceled a show that was performing
So the FOX network won't let it go or make episodes that are new,not old
The fans of the show tried to get it back and the network would fail without Matt
So come on and write, we gotta fight that evil network and Rupert Murdoch better run 'fore he gets firebombed
We should boycott the network screw you Berman!

Now FOX should be kissing his feet cause he pulled them from obscurity
cuz without him they'd say that is that, cuz the network would fail without Matt
Now FOX should be kissing his feet cause he pulled them from obscurity
cuz without him they'd say that is that, cuz the network would fail without Matt

Futurama got humor and drama
Still kicking, we still got the comics
We sit watching it canceled it's hopeless, 'til we go out and kill Berman that dumb bitch
A friggin genius, he tried to bring us, a vision of the future, on the FOX air waves at seven
So FOX seems to forget the fact that the entire network should be kissing his ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe to see Futurama go but the Simpsons stay and go to season fifteen
I give up open up your ears listen to what each fan says
They each say that you should go reconsider
Bring the show back in time for the winter
Matt Groening saved you with his show the Simpsons
Without this show your network would be done
Murdoch "Attention Please" feel free to listen to the fans and me
I just wanna ask why cant you see?
You cant live off shows of "reality"

Now FOX should be kissing his feet cause he pulled them from obscurity
cuz without him they'd say that is that, cuz the network would fail without Matt
Now FOX should be kissing his feet cause he pulled them from obscurity
cuz without him they'd say that is that, cuz the network would fail without Matt

A travesty that they destroyed this show by Matt who's making FOX network famous. Miss Gail Berman you gonna get your ass kicked
Worse than Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire
You can fired by Rupert, you wouldnt know good if it bit you down there
You don't listen, you dont understand this show, nobody really cares about Millionaire Joe
Now let go, give the rights to Cartoon Network a good place for this excellent work
But you dont, you dont realize that Matt Groening is responsible for your paying
But this is the thanks you give, to the man who's show bought where you live
So this must mean the show is bad, but you pre-empt it and it makes me mad
Though he's not the first guy to rescue FOX
Married With Children kicked it off, and the Simpsons came and capped it off
And use the show to get wealthy (Hey)
Here's a real good idea
Why dont you go and cancel the Simpsons now
We'll then see where FOX ends up at cause your network would fail without Matt

Now FOX should be kissing his feet cause he pulled them from obscurity
cuz without him they'd say that is that, cuz the network would fail without Matt
Now FOX should be kissing his feet cause he pulled them from obscurity
cuz without him they'd say that is that, cuz the network would fail without Matt

Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la
Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la

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Ghetto John - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Great concept and some very good points. The pacing could have been better, But then again pulling off perfect pacing with an eminem song is difficult. So overall I would say you did a good job, and I gave you a 3,4,3
leave - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
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