-> "Subway"
Original Song Title:
"Some Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Subway"
The Lyrics
One day.
I was walking down the street
Looking for a good place to eat.
But I'm always low on cash.
Subway.
This place will make my life complete.
I see the cheese and the luncheon meat.
So I stayed today.
What type of bread do I want it on?
Italian, wheat or parmesan?
Turkey or ham with provolone cheese.
Lettuce, onions and tomatoes, please.
Someday.
I want to go back to that place.
And once again, I'll stuff my face
With a tasty submarine.
Monday.
I went back and got a deal.
I bought their second Fresh Value Meal.
And I ate away.
And I ate away.
What type of bread do I want it on?
Italian, wheat or parmesan?
Turkey or ham with provolone cheese.
Lettuce, onions and tomatoes, please.
So cheap. So fresh. So eat away.
So cheap. So fresh. So eat away.
One day.
I went off and got married.
I asked my wife, whom I carried
If she's hungry for some grub.
Subway.
That's where we went to get some food.
She thought that this was extremely rude.
On our wedding day.
I offered to pay.
But she just said nay.
Then she walked away.
But I chose to stay.
So I grabbed a tray. (Subway)
And I ate away.
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