Song Parodies -> Sittin Atop the Bidet
| Original Song Title: | "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" |
| Original Performer: | Otis Redding |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sittin Atop the Bidet" |
| Parody Written by: | Tavish Hill |
I'd like to Conrad MacRoberts credit for the title of this parody. I really liked the title he made up for this classic, so I kept it and constructed a parody of my own. Enjoy!
I'm sittin here on my bum
Keep on shittin 'cause I got the runs
Watchin as the shits drop in
And I watch 'em float away again
I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of turds away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies
I used to always wipe with
Charmin and Scott Tissue brands
Before long I got really tired of
Getting shit all over my hands
So now I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of feces away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies
Now all of my toilet paper is frayed
I guess it's time to use some of the spray
I got myself an overused toilet brush
I'll use some Scrubbin Bubbles and flush
Now I'm sittin here all alone
Just tryin hard to pinch a loaf
Now it's runnin down my shins
Better wash it off again
I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of turds away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies
(Whistles...)
Keep on shittin 'cause I got the runs
Watchin as the shits drop in
And I watch 'em float away again
I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of turds away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies
I used to always wipe with
Charmin and Scott Tissue brands
Before long I got really tired of
Getting shit all over my hands
So now I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of feces away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies
Now all of my toilet paper is frayed
I guess it's time to use some of the spray
I got myself an overused toilet brush
I'll use some Scrubbin Bubbles and flush
Now I'm sittin here all alone
Just tryin hard to pinch a loaf
Now it's runnin down my shins
Better wash it off again
I'm sittin atop the bidet
Washin the remnants of turds away
Sittin atop the bidet
Swattin flies
(Whistles...)
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The swatting flies part was good. :-O
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