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Song Parodies -> "NHL fever!"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"NHL fever!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff French

The Lyrics

Look
If you had
One shot
To play the fastest game on earth
and get all the fame you ever wanted
until you couldnt skate anymore
would you go for it?
or just let it slip...
YO

Gloves are sweaty
Sticks all taped up and ready
The game has begun and the pace is steady
The fans are throwin confetti
The king of skating
Mario Lemieux is ready
So I look at the scorebord
And the time going way to fast!

Theres J.S Giguere
In the playoffs for others he was a nightmare
he makes the save
Time after time players feel it isnt fare
Its over now
The stars were defeated wow
Redwings are ready for him next year now
now the devils have there number
time to throw in the towel!

Game deals with Reality
Oh, Its lord Stanley
Oh, The intensity
Sho, Unbelievably
Whoa, Playoff insanity
The 16 teams that fight for the NHL trophy
1 tream leaves happily
15 others suffer depravity

Plus Brian Holzinger
the insane leftwinger
Oh, and theres McCarty
Well, hes scarin me

Look the game is about to begin
Oh Jason Smith got sent to the sin bin
better get some gatorade before the game begins...

You gonna keep it real playing hockey they cheer me, they boo me
but i still show up every game (game)
I pull for the Redwings the senators and the penguins to
the Rangers, Kings and Wild AS WELL (yo)

You gonna keep it real playing hockey they cheer me, they boo me
but i still show up every game (game)
I pull for the Redwings the senators and the penguins to
the Rangers, Kings and Wild AS WELL (yo)

Im sitting on the bench my butt is aching
I could have had that goal it was mine for the taking
The coach doesnt realize im not faking
Taking on the Flyers next
I shouldnt have picked a fight with Donald Brashear
Cause he looks like mike tyson and may try to bite my ear!
Then i look ESPN has the full cover story
Now I got the flyers defense next game gunning for me!

I turn on the Television and just my luck
Im to late the Rangers and Devils already dropped the puck
Kovalev former penguin skating on the ice
Scott gomez cross checked him and that wasnt to nice
But Kovalev gets right back up in hockey theres only men and no mice

Adam Oates and Paul Kariya are skating there hearts out for the prize
But its sad they dont realize
The Devils want it just as bad
Now the Ducks fade away like the Tickle me elmo fad

You gonna keep it real playing hockey they cheer me, they boo me
but i still show up every game (game)
I pull for the Redwings the senators and the penguins to
the Rangers, Kings and Wild AS WELL (yo)

You gonna keep it real playing hockey they cheer me, they boo me
but i still show up every game (game)
I pull for the Redwings the senators and the penguins to
the Rangers, Kings and Wild AS WELL (yo)

The Rookie Signing is done
The Penguins signed Marc-andre fleury and a few other guys just for fun
These kids need to realize there hard work hasnt even begun
They gotta play there hearts out they cant hide on the bench or run

Now the games over we lossed it five to three
coach yelling in the the lockeroom looking at me as i could see
I couldnt stop Joe Sakic he skated right passed me!
Now I have to shake it off and get ready for Joe Thorton

Its the offseason and i almost joined a NBA fan club the other day
Im glad i didnt cause my team would have called me gay
You name guys like Jordan , Bird , Pippen and Gary Stuhl
But they dont compare to Lemieux, Jagr , Yzerman or Brett Hull

I get ready for the season but told i was traded
And my team , my fans and coach everything faded
I got new fans, new teamates and everything now as earlier stated

I love hockey its what my life is all about
when you score a goal 10000+ fans just scream and shout
I scored a hat trick im in the Zone
If you hate hockey dont waste my time and just leave me ALONE

You gonna keep it real playing hockey they cheer me, they boo me
but i still show up every game (game)
I pull for the Redwings the senators and the penguins to
the Rangers, Kings and Wild AS WELL (yo)

You gonna keep it real playing hockey they cheer me, they boo me
but i still show up every game (game)
I pull for the Redwings the senators and the penguins to
the Rangers, Kings and Wild AS WELL (yo)

You can join any league you want to, man

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