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Song Parodies -> "We Will Wok You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Will Wok You"

Parody Written by:

Jared Lerner

The Lyrics

Chinese Restaurants are the hizzle fashizzle!
Walkin' down the street, and ya got the munchies,
Cuz' you ate breakfast, but you skipped your lunchy.
"Dung Mee Pong" is the place,
We got great tastes.
Wavin' them chopsticks all over the place.

Sayin' we will, we will, WOK YOU!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!

Start you with an egg roll, Wonton maybe,
Gonna stuff yo' ass till you weigh 580.
Have some chicken fried rice,
Lo Mein looks nice,
Moo Goo Gai Pan for such a great price.

We will, we will, WOK YOU!
(Eat up!)
We will, we will, WOK YOU!

Buddy, you're not done yet, lookie lookie,
We pay some guy 10 cents to write fortune cookie,
There's a note there for you,
It may be true,
Write the damn check, take your doggy bag too.

We will, we will, WOK YOU!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!
Pu Pu Platter!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!
We will, we will, WOK YOU!
More rice...
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Pat - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment chicken too. Good job!
Guy DiRito - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
My wife got a Chinese cook book for her birthday. It was entitled, "How to wok your dog". Great parody. 5+5+5.
Vince - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job!
Mello - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey how do i listen to this song o.o?
mint berry crunch - January 17, 2023 - Report this comment
great choon, such old comments

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